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Sounds like he knows as much as the rest of us - NOWT. The Doctor Who wannabe.

Don't do it. Or if you feel you must, spend as little as possible on the whole thing. Biggest waste of money going. That and funerals.

The fat chubba, behind the bloke with the baseball bat on his chin, desperately trying to protect her nosh from being taken from her in her hour of need. Slurb.

Oh England, my England. Things just wouldn't be the same if you didn't do this to me. We should've been looking towards 500+ after such a great start, but that looks out the window now.

Ahh, that'd do it then Huge Armchair Penis. Which, I suppose......

Fuckin' knobcheese. At least he's affirmed he aint coming back here.

If we are still under LardAsh at the start of the season, I see Shearer as the best option...most significantly for the revenue factor. If he were appointed, there would be a chance that season ticket sales would be double what they would be than under some other manager. NUFC needs money right now, and under Shearer I think that's the best way of getting it. However, I doubt Shearer would take the job if LardAsh was still owner because whatever finance came into the club would not be used for player strengthening. Basically, without a new owner we are fucked and heading toward League 1.

Crouch aint half racking up the dosh from his share of transfer deals. ££££££££££££tastic.

Exaculty! We were within an ace of becoming the richest football club in the world, and being responsible for mass suicide in mackemsville into the bargain! Now look at us. Think I'd better dance now... :icon_lol:

My immediate thought. Of course the club wouldn't then have to give the players their 10% of a fee, if that were the case. A clever ploy for LardAsh to maximise player sale fees, or just sheer, downright, utter stupidity of a monumental scale? Mind you, the OP says it will happen today so we wont have to wait long to know if there's a shred of truth in this story.

Brazil, Russia (cos everywhere you go these days is full of tasteless, classless, ugly Russians), France (just because), Afghanistan (why are our lads dying out there?) Can't think of a fifth. Crisps: Don't eat a lot of crisps. Lays do a nice Masala flava. Posters on here: In no particular order. Toonrader, Cath, S/mom, Radgi. Not ONCE has any of these harlots offered me even the chance of a blow-job, let alone a shag. Sink The Bismark. Stand By Me. Goodfellas. Taxi Driver. Quadrophenia. Guttersnipe. Spatula. Incandescent. Doyly. Blow-job.

It seems to me that common sense has prevailed. If 'they' want to try and score some sort of 'oneupmanship' over it, then be my guest as it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

I guess it's a bit too much for LardAsh to allay our fears with just one comment along the lines of 'Things are progressing." It may be difficult to believe, but just one comment like that could do so much. The silence seems ominous to me. If he doesn't sell, NUFC are going one way, and one way only...

Read all about it: UK cold in winter, warm in summer.

I was thinking about this last night. England were pretty much complete shite throughout, yet the convicts still couldn't beat us! If we can just up our game a bit, we may be able to give them a better match next time.

Yip. Part of why Test cricket is the best game around, for me. Some of the most memorable games are the 'backs to the wall' matches. Atherton at Trent Bridge against S. Africa (Donald in particular) springs immediately to mind. We won that match by 8 wickets grandad, I was there! But that passage of play between Donald and Atherton on the evening of the fourth day was possibly the finest passage of sport I've ever watched. Atherton suvived and made 98 not out the next day to win the match. TMS replayed their coverage of it a few years ago, sent shivers down my spine. You're thinking of or confused it with Atherton's 185* to save the match at Johannasburg in 1995.. Ah memories..better than the current shower, this is offensively bad. By jove, you're right I was going to add 'yet another backs-to-the-wall game was in S.Africa' !!! My memory about the Donald/Atherton duel was paramount in my mind, but I thought we were trying to hold on for a draw. Thanks for putting me straight.

Looks a forlorn hope now for England. Swann and Anderson could be a bit stubborn, but nothing too much can be expected of them (never say never, though). Unfortunately, England are a man down, batting-wise, with Panesar in the team. I don't know why he carries a bat, tbh. He would put up stiffer resistance if he borrrowed a leak from one of the locals and used that at the wicket.

She likes her jewellery, so I'm told. Terry's All Gold. I'll get me coat.

Yip. Part of why Test cricket is the best game around, for me. Some of the most memorable games are the 'backs to the wall' matches. Atherton at Trent Bridge against S. Africa (Donald in particular) springs immediately to mind.

Talk of STaylor to Chelsea is just a smokescreen. The actual deal is Bassong to Chelsea for £24m. What? Well they started it!!!

JonnyAirhead. JonnyPenis. ?

Full of messages from people wishing to give him a damn good thrashing, no doubt.

Just as long as there isn't a complete overreaction if it is a defeat. Friendlies mean diddlysquat.

I know we are all a bit bad on here with poor jokes at times, but I have to confess this story has made me quite sad. I remember her problems following her surgery years ago, but thought she had made a reasonable recovery. To read this latest bad news came as a real shock to me. I'm not one for posting these RIP messages, but in this instance I can't help feel sorry for the woman, husband and children. Vanity or not, it is a sorry tale. RIP.

Not to worry if he does get the gig. He's not wanted here. Apparently. Backward step and all that. Apparently. Mind you, I have to profess to being a salmon swimming against the tide in that respect.