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And did we only wear that once? It was awful like. Also, remember the green Asics one with the blue stripes that we only used against Sheff Wed? I used to have that. Like all of the shirts back then however was prone to clicking straight away. I still have mine. In mint condition. I shall wear it to the next piss up I attend. Better than a tatty yella/grey hooped jumper anyways.

The Brunswick, thats' the fella! Funny how the posts talking about The Ferry and The Brunswick weren't here five minutes ago! Now I come back in and they're here! I must be getting old

We don't have strippers in Whitley Bay, we have exotic dancers There used to be some good old hags getting their kit off in The Ferry pub in S.Shields on a Sunday. And, Christ what was it called - also in S.Shields? (it'll come to me). And in the pub up from Wallsend dry dock. And the list goes on. But the best one I remember was a lass in a pub in Aberdeen one time - absolutely fantastic body *drools*.

Shhhhhh! Benni McCarthy was a proven goalscorer though. He obviously can't have been that good or he would have cost a lot more, apparently Just tell me what I have to say to you in order for you to do a runner as well. Just tell me.

Shhhhhh! Benni McCarthy was a proven goalscorer though.

You drive your car into a carriage that takes a few cars and then can walk around when the train is on the move, I believe.

Aye, I was listening. Two-faced, or what? "the Newcastle fans love a signing" and then asked if the fans were excited by the new era he says, "well I can't speak for the fans.." He was really pissed off when relating the statement from Chairman Death (Mort? Geddit? Eh? Oh fuck ya's ) about not concentrating on news for the press.

Noooo, I'm fairly confident you'll be okay, Meenze though the chicks had better look out. Mind you, at one piss-up I went to I decided to stay behind, get Cath shitfaced, take advantage and go home. She drank me under the table

Yeah, but at least I'm always honest and upfront in telling the truth about being 34, athletic and having intellectually-inspiring conversation skills in my groomings. Shshshshshsh! I've told you before, Radge - any more chortling and you'll lose your place in the queue! Now behave sorry master No problems, just smarten your blouse and tie up a bit please (not to mention your skirt - which seems a bit long imo) or it'll be punishment again for you!

Yeah, but at least I'm always honest and upfront in telling the truth about being 34, athletic and having intellectually-inspiring conversation skills in my groomings. Shshshshshsh! I've told you before, Radge - any more chortling and you'll lose your place in the queue! Now behave

Yeah, but at least I'm always honest and upfront in telling the truth about being 34, athletic and having intellectually-inspiring conversation skills in my groomings. Shshshshshsh!

Yeah, but at least I'm always honest and upfront in telling the truth about being 34, athletic and having intellectually-inspiring conversation skills in my groomings.

Portly Freddie exits, stage left, pushing a wheelbarrow with £30-odd million in. Poor soul. What's his legacy of his time at NUFC? The fake Sheikh affair or the hiring of Souness? Is there any fucking good thing you can think of that he did to override the two disasters I've mentioned?

I was just about to say he's the type of player that Bolton would sign so I'll let you win this one. If he does come here and is shit, mark my words that I shall resurrect this thread

I watch with interest the current tv series on people who have moved abroad but want to come back to UK. Whenever I've been away (admittedly for not longer than 3 months at a time) I absolutely love coming home - no matter what the weather is here. I love the seasons we have in UK and the heat for every day for the rest of my life would probably get right on my tits.

These £3m defenders are just Wigan/sunlun/Fulham type of players iyam. Do we have to be getting ripped off for you to be happy? I'd rather we took a chance on a Danish international for £3m than spunked £7m on a big-name-but-not-big-enough-for-a-big-team Italian or Spaniard or whatever. I think you've got completely the wrong attitude - we should be looking for good quality and good value not people with big price tags just for the sake of it. If the guy is good, then surely he would be picked up by a good team - especially if the price is only £3m!! The price indicates he aint that good as he hasn't gone elsewhere. We should be aiming around £5m for good defenders imo. Eh? So no player can be seen to be any good until someone else signs them, by which time it's too late? Setting a minimum price tag on players is bollocks. Find the player, then pay his club what they want for him. If they quote you £3m, then pay it - don't tell them that's too cheap and you'd rather look for someone around the £5m mark. With all the money sloshing around football at the moment, players' fees are inflated. Therefore, if this guy's fee is inflated at £3m then he aint good enough. If he's good for £3m then AC Milan would have snapped him up already. I agree that we've been fleeced far too often, but paying 'just' £3m for a player seems too little in today's marketplace for a good player who is 26 iirc.

You want to see the PMs he sent about you! Ah, maybe, but you should see the PM's I got saying 'we love you, Snakey, despite what he says'

Aye, hot. Not many Jormans in my hotel btw - vast majority Spanish. Stayed at a nice hotel - no riff raff and where there's a harpist playing at breakfast time (I kid you not). Coming back from a nice lunchtime walk/beer with my beloved one day, imagine my surprise when I came round a corner only to be confronted by some fool wearing a barber's shop pole Frau hips described my reaction as 'For fuck's sake!!'. I was convinced the perpetrator had the wrong hotel .

Old. I'm not. Pervert. No - just a red-blooded male who loves the females. If looking at the girls' tits on holiday is perverted then I'm guilty as charged By the way, this is a fuckin' message board ffs! If we acted on here as we do in real life then it would be a bit of a boring state of affairs imo. I love this place - in it's entirety, warts and all.

Aha! So, as the Hart's would say, most ably assisted by Max the butler, of course, you are ultimately to blame ??? I'll have to check back.

Gemmill made a nasty thread? S-O made 'that' thread ?? What thread would that be? Sorry peeps (or, under the current climate should I just say fuck your threads, you bunch of loser tossers, internet geeks and Princess Tiaamarii's - or whatever it is ?) for ruining this thread. I'll start a new one to exercise my curiosity. This thread can be both an explanation for me, and a place for you feckless wonders to exercise your inhibitions and come clean with your apologies/true feelings if you want.

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. After two weeks of eating and drinking, and nowt much else, I could go in goal and no fucker would score! So are all the 'shinanigans' in that thread, then??? If not, where? I gotta keep up, man. It wasn't just pud and TL leaving, Gemmill made a nasty thread where he slagged off the board and admin, there was tantrums all round. Then S-O made that post and the place went ballistic. Gemmill made a nasty thread? S-O made 'that' thread ?? What thread would that be? Sorry peeps (or, under the current climate should I just say fuck your threads, you bunch of loser tossers, internet geeks and Princess Tiaamarii's - or whatever it is ?) for ruining this thread. I'll start a new one to exercise my curiosity.

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. After two weeks of eating and drinking, and nowt much else, I could go in goal and no fucker would score! So are all the 'shinanigans' in that thread, then??? If not, where? I gotta keep up, man.

Fucking great! I leave you lot for five bloody minutes and all hell breaks loose!

These £3m defenders are just Wigan/sunlun/Fulham type of players iyam. Do we have to be getting ripped off for you to be happy? I'd rather we took a chance on a Danish international for £3m than spunked £7m on a big-name-but-not-big-enough-for-a-big-team Italian or Spaniard or whatever. I think you've got completely the wrong attitude - we should be looking for good quality and good value not people with big price tags just for the sake of it. If the guy is good, then surely he would be picked up by a good team - especially if the price is only £3m!! The price indicates he aint that good as he hasn't gone elsewhere. We should be aiming around £5m for good defenders imo.