snakehips

It's obvious I bet you some people still don't get it.... Me, for one (s.i.t.) Wonder what Radgi will make of B.D's assessment of her

HBTY, HBTY, HBDF......., HBTY

FYP Sorry, too easy!

I'm not sure I can ever speak to you again now knowing you do that. Quite simply vile. You don't have to speak, mon cher, just listen and enjoy the moment Toe nails are lush. Fantastic texture and sooooooo nice to chew. Yum Yum

Same here actually. Welcome to manhood

I like Dolly Parton. I like to chew my big toe nails after I've cut them (though mainly caus it really makes my family's stomachs turn)

West Allotment Celt...oh, no British clubs?

Sounds like his father hanging out the 'For Sale' sign imo

damn you snakehips!! if you had not of let this slip then fergie would not have moved so soon, and he would be ours Me and my big gob If only I had kept it shut when we were about to sign Rooney as well...

..on me bike. So if any of you fuckers see an athletic-looking chap whizzing through the glorious environs of the utopia that is Whitley Bay (Fish ), on an orange and black barracuda, say hello

Given you a hand, now you only need one more... 5. Been trying to read The Bible

I don't think Fish has the necessary paperwork for us to let him in. Sorry, Fish, better stop at Cullercoats I no... I can't get to Whitley Bay... how will I ever get over the disappointment? really 2J, accredit me with some degree of taste, for the love of God! Hmmmmmmmm

Whaaaaa??? Better go on 5 facts thread and let us know you've been trying to read The Bible.

Someone just tell me who the fuck it is!!!! Please

I don't think Fish has the necessary paperwork for us to let him in. Sorry, Fish, better stop at Cullercoats

Hmmmmm. Just as long as there's no fuckin' red! As for Hugh, just give him another whipping and tell him to get his arse in gear

If that is true and West Ham don't own his registration, how the fuck can they not be penalised and deducted points? I'm totally confused with all this hoo-ha. I can't believe, for one second, that W.Ham own Tevez.

The blue colours are okaaaaaaaaay, but these greys are better

Typical of Man U to fuck my ITK status

...that 'will make the football world sit up'. Tevez to NUFC, with Dyer going the other way. You heard it here first.

I couldn't see the 'Login' button?? I got in by the 'Reply' button.

*goes to check out the links to see the joke* *reckons it must be something to do with age*

I thought this thread was going to be about Mrs Beckham's anatomy

It was clearly a very strong ban. See???? I told you we should have carried all the old bans over I second that. All those in favour, say 'Aye'.