snakehips

Well, Admin, you can remain asleep, or pissed, or whatever you do as it's just fixed itself All's now well with the hipster's screens I'll let Marvin know that his will be okay also

Going to Gran Canaria for a fortnight. Mixed thoughts about it really. We had wanted to go to Vegas/San Franisco/California (even started a thread on here about it and got loads of hints and did quite a lot of planning) but with two kids to pay for at uni this year we don't have enough cash to do that to the extent that we want - so it will have to wait until '08. I don't like lying in the sun all day (prefer to sit in the shade reading) but mrs hips needs a sunshine break, so Gran Canaria it is. I'll bring you back a stuffed donkey

Eggert 'Schmeegle' Magnessun (sp) has just issued a statement that Tevez is a West Ham player and has no agreement to go anywhere. He (magnesun) expects Tevez to return to training at W.Ham !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Hey, I thought I was the board's perv !? Looks like you're stuck with knobhead, Holden :D

Took Mrs and Miss hips to see Shrek 3. What a load of absolute shite. I slept through most of it, it was that bad. 1/10 on the hips scale.

Lady: "I'll just put these nipples, I mean nibbles, back in the freezer." Little did she know...

Cheeky twat! He's more Rob's age (ie twice mine) than my own.

What, Bellamy to sunlun ??

Well, Admin, where's me stuff ???? I can't live without me stuff!!

And I don't have a Login button on any screen either! The only way I can login is by clicking the Reply button on a post!!

...Inbox gone ???? I can't see the link when I'm logged in

Sure the plastic glove wasn't to receive the money, after taking one look at you ???? Har-de-har mother fucker. She removed the glove to complete the transaction thankyou. Anyway, RDRR (Simpsons).

Sure the plastic glove wasn't to receive the money, after taking one look at you ????

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know" I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though deary me ...... What ? It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' Who said romance was dead??

Currently getting down to some Northern Soul

Keegan bandwagon jumper. BBC *spits* has Ceefax ITV has Teletext The t'internet has Google Toontastic has Alexfontofallknowledge

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while.

Go on. Aw go on. Aw go on. Aw go on. Aw go on. Aw go on. Aw go on (as Mrs Doyle would have said) are you hunting down posts with the word "wank" in them snakey ???? Like Cath has an auto warning when the word 'cu*t' is used, and Rob W has an auto warning when questions are asked about anything prior to 1952, I have an auto alarm that rings when anything to do with smut is posted

Not a what? God, you're thick! Someone tell him, as I'm too busy..

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was

Go on. Aw go on. Aw go on. Aw go on. Aw go on. Aw go on. Aw go on (as Mrs Doyle would have said)

It's quite a conundrum really, whey you think about it. There's not really many who stick out as automatic captain material. I don't like keepers as captains so Shay's out for me. As Dan pointed out, the captain really should be starting every game which I can't see Taylor doing. Hmmm, Owen ?? I would have said that Large Sam might have gone for Geremi, but he's gonna be missing when the African cup starts.