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Aye aye?? What's been going on whilst I've been on me hollies ????

Only to discover, on turning around, that it's Jimmy fucking Saville!! The second pic justs proves that it's not real, as the blonde has been persuaded to comb her hair so we get the 'dim blonde' joke. Har bloody har

Only to discover, on turning around, that it's Jimmy fucking Saville!!

At the last one. Oh, that's XXXL Sam

These £3m defenders are just Wigan/sunlun/Fulham type of players iyam.

The Currants A- The Straight Pubes Late Again and the Increased Benefits

Hmmmm. The only similarity is that Jamesie Cotter drinks Irn Bru, and I don't drink alchol.

He's obviously not. Nope. No way. Not in the slightest. Forgot it had actually happened tbh \o/. And all his not bothered mates also. Still not bothered. He wont answer you yet, hes outside having a fag. He's in a bit of a corner (having a tab, obviously). If he bites, he shows he really is bothered - as we all know he is

£23m whoah. i guess that would explain how we coudl sign him. depsite his obvious class, i can't see too many clubs paying that much for a 29 year old when henry has just gone for £16m It must be Euros, man ???? SHIRLEY ?????? £23m is waaaaaaaay too much.

"....could be ready to enter the race..." Just an excuse for an article to match a 'witty' headline

He's obviously not. Nope. No way. Not in the slightest. Forgot it had actually happened tbh \o/. And all his not bothered mates also. Still not bothered.

The selection of golf courses and the invention of the lightbulb sealed it tbh. You're not behind this rumour too are you? No, learned me lesson there, not a true fan, ruining real fans lives etc etc My phone bill was horrendous from calling you all the time to abuse you following your indiscretions!

Get some cash in to buy lardarse Lampard tbh

Have they actually signed anyone yet? I think they signed someone from Aberdeen. Other than that, they have done a lot of 'stepping aside' recently.

If Wacky did that, people would just think it was an early Christmas dwarf display

Deco is a good player, but his antics of falling over, as if shot, on regular occasions was my main concern about him playing for us. However, I'm sure that if (a big if at the moment) he does come, our supporters will soon let him know that we don't care for that shite here. Yet another player on £100k/week, I would imagine. We'll see. I would still like Bridge first.

Still got the bruises on your toes tbh My knob hangs lower than my pendulous ball sac by a good four inches, so I am more concerned with the blisters on me bell end than bruises on my toes

That joke was first told by Peter when the Son of God was on the cross. Thus, the expression was born.

Oh shite! I missed it. I spent the day bombing around UK in my 4x4 only to get home and find I had left the heating on all day as well as the tumble dryer. I hope Madge doesn't mind me making global warming that little bit worse. Utter, utter shite.

"...and any other old scrote." Implying that I am one ???? Hmmmmmm

Neither please. Just get us Bridge and another CB.

HBTY, HBTY, HBDC......HBTY

Am I losing my mind, or does Mr Anelka actually play for Bolton ??

I know the name of the hotel, but not exactly where it is - not really bothered, to be honest, where it is; wor lass does all the booking/paying/organizing for this type of break. We went to Gran Canaria when we got married in '8* but can't remember too much about it. Gormans, eh? I'm usually up early in the morn so I will fight for British pride when the towel wars start As long as the chicks have their wabs oot I'll be happy enough naughty young maaaaannnnnnnn... You're still my fave Women's bodies are just the bizz

I know the name of the hotel, but not exactly where it is - not really bothered, to be honest, where it is; wor lass does all the booking/paying/organizing for this type of break. We went to Gran Canaria when we got married in '8* but can't remember too much about it. Gormans, eh? I'm usually up early in the morn so I will fight for British pride when the towel wars start As long as the chicks have their wabs oot I'll be happy enough