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you've got a fascination with hay Bianca. Do you think i live in a haystack or something? We are actually quite civilised down here you know *inagines Gemmill shouting "Ricky"* btw, T/R, 'south of the river' stops around Durham way. After that is 'Down South' - somewhere you live close to. South west is 'yokel' country.

*stands behind Alex, for protection from the hard lad*

Same here. Even if Carr is still injured! Hopefully his injury will get a little bit worse and keep him out of the League side for a while longer. Tbf, though, Nobby hasn't had anyone of any class up against him yet, so I reserve the right to be fickle and change my mind, if and when I desire it

Nar, we wont win them. btw, it looked like Zog got clogged in the gospels by Campbell on Sunday - OUCH!

Hey, good idea. I might 'phone up and ask 'Glenn' if he can keep Carr injured just that little bit longer - even if he was indeed in 'the form of his life'.

fuckin hell what a low opinion you pseudo lot have of me !!!!! FYI I do not "do" salt so I only season mine with vinegar..... Fuckin' hell! She doesn't 'do' salt. She doesn't 'do' The Trent. And we're pseudo??? You're from 'the Felling' FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!! Pseudo? We're all trees.

Unless I'm mistaken (hardly ever, I know), a player can't play for two clubs inside one year. Therefore, Bellamy can't be going anywhere. Correct??

Me too. Then I remembered all the hoo-ha as to the reason he wasn't even on the bench for the citeh (home of the best supporters in the history of football. Ever. FACT) game and wondered where on earth he had disappeared to.

Hawksbee and Jacobs, on Talksport, mentioned salt and vinegar on fish and chips. Like me, they both confessed to putting the vinegar on first, then the salt. Now this is, of course, is the correct way to go about putting the salt and vinegar on one's fish and chips; or just chips, if the mood takes us. The trouble is, that some of the technical team confessed to doing it the other way round Talk about 'south of the river'!!!! Now then folks, some of you will be cultered and some of you will be uncouthed (I expect the 'south of the river' trash to be at odds with the more discerning of us) so just admit to how you go about seasoning your chippy meals. And no fucking lying. I will be able to tell who is lying, so don't waste my time. p.s. no need for you to post Radgi, we know which way you will go about things already!

Poor you. Ive just worked night shift, but it was way too busy to get bored! I came on to do my Prediction league, but its not been put up. Off to sleep soon, i do love getting into my bed when I can hear the rain pattering on the windows. Sure it's not Jimbo or Wacky outside, peering through the curtains etc??

Ah, that explains it then. He just seems to have disappeared since before the citeh (home of the best supporters in the history of football. Ever. FACT) game.

What the fuck has happened to him? Fallen off the edge of the world? Fallen down a golf hole? Answers on a postcard please

The only paper I get on a regular basis is the Daily Mail on a Saturday for the tv guide (the best guide for all the channels imo). I used to get The Daily Telegraph but got so fed up with the propaganda/paid-for articles and poncy-named, public school-educated article writers that I gave up buying it. btw, Saturday's Dail Mail never gets read - it just lies on the sofa until it gets dumped.

Being a techno-phobe I can't help you I'm afraid. However, the one time my Start menu disappeared, it was just telling me that my pc was fucked. I hope yours is different though.

Werder Bremen? We'll shit them, man

CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 'CAUS THE ATTENDANCE IS ONLY KNOWN AFTER PEEPS HAVE GONE THROUGH THE TURNSTILES AND NOT TAKEN ON TICKET SALES ON TOP OF SEASON TICKET NUMBERS. I rest my case, m'lud.

What's the state of play with the table? Have Frankfurt got a chance of qualifying or are they out? I hope it's the latter, and that they send out a weakened side. As Gemmill says, I hope we send out a cobbled side full of youngsters and get a draw - if the table says that a draw will be enough.

Well most people on here are saying that Emre should play and Parker shouldn't. Look back a couple of weeks and everyone was saying the opposite. Fickle is the word isn't it? In the same way that Dyer was a figure for hatred on here only a few weeks back? Or it could be that they hadn't seen Emre turn in a performance where he was regularly getting into advanced positions? Something as simple as that. I suspect Dyer remains a figure of hatred amongst those that hated him a few weeks back an'all. Isn't that the point? He's done it in ONE game. Maybe, just maybe, it was nothing to do with Butt or Parker, but to do with what the manager asked him to do? Or perhaps for once in his short Newcastle career he actually played to his potential? Isegrim, are you telling me that people on this thread aren't actually saying don't play Parker? Maybe it is because that's what the manager asked him to do, but the point is that alongside Parker the manager can't ask that of him without asking Parker to be strictly defensive, which he won't do. Which is why people are suggesting that maybe Butt/Emre works better than Parker/Emre. Which you dismiss as laughable when to me it seems common sense. Which is why I asked if we had seen Parker/Butt together this season? Parker maybe doesn't play the holding/killer midfielder as well as Butt (who isn't the greatest at it, let's not forget - though is the best at NUFC) and if Parker was playing infront of Butt he could possibly be just as good as Emre when the Turk is playing in front of Butt.

He's doing a decent enough job for us. He's quite mobile too despite his lack of pace. What is a nice change from our 9.5m super-sprinter... That twat walked from the pitch shaking his head yesterday, and when someone tossed him one of those Lucozade pouch things he batted it away like a bairn in a huff. Anyone else spot it? No. Nobody saw it, caus it didn't happen. You are making it up in order to curry favour with the Luque haters. You sad, sad, man.

I wonder how many a fully fit Owen would have scored yesterday. We were cutting them apart at times and really should have scored a bucket full.

48,743 Blatantly counted on the turnstiles.

Talking of Emre 'coming to life' with Butt behind him (no pun intended), have we seen a situation this season where Parker has had Butt playing anchor behind him? Serious question.

He's getting better. I'd just like to see him get the ball on target a bit more often. If you go back a while - to the time before we signed Martins - you will see a certain Snakehips had misgivings about signing him due to the amount of chances he missed! Keep up, everyone. I lead, you follow

Wrong. It was £40.75. Get your facts right. For a big fella he has got some good ball control and some good moves/tricks (reminds me of mesel sometimes the way he swivels his hips ). Who'd have thought it, eh? Sib and Moore holding NUFC together at times this season!!

Lots of added time for Pompey's timewasting before we scored. Oba 'the leap' Martins. Crikey, he can't half jump high for a 28 year old.