snakehips

Substitutes warming up during the game on Sat at SOS!

Best places to meet chicks: Libraries and supermarkets. FACTAMEETACHICK!

Me too, me too. Park Infants School in the late 60's (that's late 80's, Leesa, honest!). Lisa O'grady was Canadian and we were in love. She moved back to Canada and I was heartbroken Not sure if I ever recovered (I need a bosom to cry on NOW )

and a compulsive liar!! 178510[/snapback] Shshshshshsh Jimbo! Desperate?? There's always room for one more in the harem! Well, I've been knocked back by all the chicks on here so far so I have to keep on trying

try motherfuckin snakes 178505[/snapback] Never did anyone any harm!! How does the Northern Soul classic go? On her way to work one morning, Along the path beside the lake A tenderhearted woman found a poor half frozen snake. Something like that. Anyway, the snake ended up biting her That's thanks for you!

Where where we? *adopts Leslie Philips mode* Well hellooooooo, Leesa Time we got to know one another a little better. I'm 6'2" tall. Athletic. 30-ish years old and a Libran. You?

I hate cats and dogs but stories like this just indicate the levels to which the youth scum of this country are living. String the bastards up. There was a story I heard today where a woman intervened when a group of lads were attempting to tie a firework to a dog (prior to setting it off I imagine). One of the scumbags pulled a knife and she had her coat arm slashed. Activities like these are just bewildering.

I'm waiting for The Station Hotel Darts Team TV before I indulge.

Crikey! A tough one. Some important paperwork that cannot be replaced. Something my mother left me when she died. My box collection of Bob Marley records (the Crysalis, ones before they destroyed the master discs). Oh, and the bitch with the signed pic of Bob had better get some added house security

Said another top 4 club (Liverpool) are in as much as NUFC are in for Kuit. In other words, we ARE trying to sign Kyuijt. Said Graveson wont be available for a couple of weeks yet. Said he is as aware as us that things should have been done a long time ago in respect of replacing Shearer - in other words, he was passing the buck on this one big style. It's abundantly obvious that Portly Freddie has told Roeder that he is sick of signing players for big bucks only to have them leave for fuck all. Sounds like Roeder is under the thumb.

Yeah, but do you get a 'GREAT! post' comment?

I do feel really sorry for Ashton but I must confess to feeling rather happy when I think about Pardew's reaction.

Sorry but I don't know where it was taken from. 178163[/snapback] I'm sure it's on here somewhere and has been declared false I believe. Apart from good wages, one thing in our favour for any striker is the knowledge that if fit - you play. Going to Liverpool would just mean being one of three or four strikers. Who knows what the heck is going on, but I hope Roeder says something positive in half an hour on the Beeb.

'I'm Spartacus!' Works every time

Broken his ankle in training for England. Out for 6months or so. Didn't anyone tell him he didn't sign for us?!!!!!!!!!!!1

Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year. Unsurprisingly, the head waiter recognizes the conjoined brothers, and asks if they keep coming back for the weather. ‘Oh no,’ replies one of the twins, ‘Actually we burn quite easily.’ ‘Perhaps you are wine connoisseurs, then?’ wonders the waiter. ‘Again, no,’ says the other twin. ‘We’re both beer drinkers’ ‘I know!’ cries the waiter. ‘It must be the fine French food?’ ‘Actually,’ they say, shaking their heads, ‘We prefer English fish and chips.’ The waiter is astounded. ‘So what makes you come back year after year?’ ‘Well,’ says one twins, pointing to his brother. . . . . . . . . . ‘It’s the only chance our kid gets to drive.’ by that felt good 178027[/snapback] Yeah, keep on following me - you wont go far wrong. Posted this joke aaaaaaaaaaages ago.

I've figured it out! NUFC will buy Kuit on Thursday or Friday. The only stumbling block was the absolute fear that they would have bought him, only for him to get a serious injury in this meaningless friendly tomorrow. So, if Kjuuit comes through unscathed, NUFC will buy him There you go; just clever thinking by Portly Freddie. Now, where's that Vera Lynn??

Just call me 'whoosh'???

Priceless! 177606[/snapback] *adopts Leslie Phillips mode* Well hellooo, Leesa 177678[/snapback] Well helllooooooooooooo Snakehips Do your hips really move like a snake? 177892[/snapback] His new one does apparently. They didn't screw it in properly. 177906[/snapback] Shshsh, you! I was in there an'all

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4102960.stm Brief bio there. Camping issues aside, seems like he's led quite a life and has a fair bit about him! Canny bloke. Dunno about the claims he was a high court judge at 25 though? Reckon you could drive a coach and horses through that story (not to mention his teeth) 177877[/snapback] Reckons he's 56 but is actually 63 177881[/snapback] Roger Milla tbf 177896[/snapback] Obawhatshisname Martins tbh

I think fasting for a week is quite a test of endurance as opposed to the camping bit you mention. As I've said, I'm undecided about it but I think he is probably trying to raise awareness whilst making a protest too, i.e. I imagine he is against the war. 177772[/snapback] That's my point Alex! As I understand it he is not protesting. If he was protesting about UK foreign policy or Israeli attacks on Lebanon then fair enough, but it's just to make us aware. Also, the fasting was an afterthought.

Ok. He's camping out inside the church. This is hardly a HenryII-type of demonstration is it? As I understand it, he's not making a protest, he's making awareness of what is going on in the middle east. Surely every man and his dog is aware of what is going on out there? If we are aware, why is he trying to 'make us aware'? As I said, it's not a protest.

Lurv Bid tv and Price Drop tv Soooo cheesy but a good larf. That Simon fella should have his 'puter checked, says wor lass Found another one last night - I think I was surfing whilst the boxer shorts were on - 'GEMtv' !!!!!!! Rings starting prices at £2350 selling for £105.50-ish; now there's a real bargain

My brother *cough* doesn't know who this Jessica Simpson is!! What a thicko

Dave Whelan? I don't think so. There was a rumour that we'd approached Wigan about stealing Jewell from them as Freddy had reportedly been seen playing golf with Whelan in Barbados but Whelan denied even knowing Freddy was there. Maybe thats where you got it from? 177723[/snapback] Could be. They probably detest each other