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Fuck off, we're full. 74869[/snapback]

Will not be watching one minute of it. Would rather poke a sharp stick in me eye tbh! EDIT: I assume that schyster McCall is presenting it?? How....wonderful??

philistine! China dear boy, china. 74876[/snapback] Oh dear! Haven't you heard? Plastic is a la mode these days. Your 'work' has just been devalued by a few thousand k

Seems like he didn't start the name calling though...Mebbes you should gan there yousefl like 74784[/snapback] How many feckin accounts have ye got lad? 74865[/snapback] Aye aye, who else is he posting as?

My daughter brought down a slightly burnt matchstick after we got home claiming it was art. 'Utter shit,' I told her (seeing as I'm an expert on this now) 'it's not burnt enough.' (should that smilie have a beret on to be an art expert one?) And your ashtray, was it the right plastic I wonder? If so, could be worth a bit I reckon.

I hope Souness doesn't think that we are all following the stuff Anal Oliver is publishing. Maybe he (Souness) thinks we are led by AO. If you're reading this Graeme, let me put it straight: Oliver is only reflecting what the fans are saying. Oliver was slow on this matter and is only now starting to print what we are thinking (and many have felt for a long long time - LM for example ) Injuries? Yes. Bad luck? Who knows. Charles N'Zogbia in the middle of the park against Liverpool? at Anfield? Yes, unbelievably yes.

Another Liberal leader who calls a press conference once finding out the press are going to reveal all. Paddy Pantsdown did the same. Thorpe?? I have been told by one or two folk who live in his constituency that the wife is just a 'beard'.

As long as I live I will never forget watching Ali punch Richard Dunn. Dunn wobbled and shook for what seemed an eternity before hitting the canvas. Not Ali's best fight, but something that sticks in the mind. Ali - The Greatest.

I knew it was an exhibit as there was a label next to it. Probably worth a couple of grand. On the way out, there was a bottle in the doorway. We couldn't decide if that was an exhibit or not. Fuckin' shite. At least there weren't any uni-cyclists getting in the way or I would have flipped 74757[/snapback] yup the bottles an installation. total shite the whole thing. 74845[/snapback] My curiousity has just turned to despair. *thinks he should get into this 'art' stuff as it seems easy money (easier than being a gigolo)*

As you were bonehead. 74734[/snapback] Are you off your meds again? Please go mental like you used to. 74764[/snapback] Let's go fuckin' mental, let's go fuckin' mental, la la la la, la la la la. Ahhh, the good old days Shoes off if you love the Toon ??? Puffs!

The Punched Busker

I knew it was an exhibit as there was a label next to it. Probably worth a couple of grand. On the way out, there was a bottle in the doorway. We couldn't decide if that was an exhibit or not. Fuckin' shite. At least there weren't any uni-cyclists getting in the way or I would have flipped

The Melted Welly

...to the Baltic. Went this afternoon with mrs and miss hips and the art on display is truly mesmerising. The best exhibit was, and I don't lie, a half-burnt matchstick. Yes, a half-burnt fuckin' matchstick hanging over the edge of a formica shelf. Nowt else!! Shite. Christ, I'm getting old.

To be honest, I just cannot think of an appropriate sentence for sicko's like this. The immediate reaction is one of extermination.

18.63. Is that it? Type the alphabet?

And I thought the national press had invented those mongs that don't mind us losing as long as they see exciting football...... 74435[/snapback] Don't like losing, but the game comes first imo.

I'm in agreement, but just to play devils advocate a minute...... Surely they're celebs because they're famous? Surely it's the people who watch this shite that turn them into celebs? 74406[/snapback] Anyone who watches this sort of shite is just brain dead tbh. FACT!

The Twisted Vasdeferens

I am a wee bit unique in my support of NUFC as I am in no way desperate to win a trophy. What I love is watching football. Exciting football. Attacking football. Whether we win a trophy is irrelevant to me tbh. I just love football. When Keegan was the manager, I absolutely LOVED going to the match. Now.....

Is that meant ot be funny? 73823[/snapback] Depends on which way you look at it, if your the President of the USA then no doubt it is a miner mishap but if you're salt of the earth like yourself then no. Seems like I'm just digging a hole for myself here! I'm a liitle perturbed by the fact that families were still celebrating despite the fact that at the time they were under the impression that 1 person had died, bet the family of the 1 person believed dead were ecstatic about that. 73828[/snapback] Can't help but thinking folk (media) were a bit inconsistant with this story. It happens quite often in China and occasionally in Russia too, but nowhere near the same amount of gushing reporting is made. Phoney bastards imo.

That wink was actually a wince as you stood on her foot, you daft nerb!!!!!

It will be interesting (for once) to see what Anal Oliver comes out with tonight in the Chron. If he goes with this story then it would appear that there is some substance in it. However, surely Portly Freddie must have to make some sort of comment on the situation? I know it will be along the lines of 'blah blah, Souness is still the manager etc etc' but it is (as is often the case with FS) what can be read between the lines that will be the interesting bit. Looking at all the posts, it seems evident that Souness has lost the backing of those that supported him and those that were prepared to give him more time. I would guess that 90-odd% want to see the back of him. Those that cite injuries as holding his team back should please explain the first 45 mins at Spurs which was quite a strong side yet created virtually nothing, I'm led to believe.

I have always found that a good pair of breasts help to take the pain of a postponed football match away and for any other reason, really God was having a good day when he invented them