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Bart Stimpson

Obviously that's a piss-take, but it raises a valid point: because Sherla failed to impress (Christmas niceties), there's no reason not to play Bert Luque now.

Kerry McFadden's Christmas list: 1. A pearl necklace from Jimbo.

Hey, just caus one guy invents the electric shaver and the other managed The Beatles does not make them luminaries

Oxymoron, tbh. 70061[/snapback] No, he's just a wanker and proud of it!

Dont panic Capt Mainwaring! Bert is being deliberately held back by El Supremo. He (Bert) will be unleashed by the tactical wizard that is Graeme Souness against Liv'pool, with tactics so up-to-date and revolutionary that the Scousers wont be able to cope. If Souness has a last minute change of plan though, expect Luque to play on the left midfield instead of CB!

Top post! Great read!

Oh! If it's a FACT! then I can't really argue, can I? As someone famous once said, I would 'luv it' if I could put up the tacky streamers I made when I was a kid, just 'luv it'.

Which tells me that we should forget about signing anything but a striker in 'the window'.

I was wondering if it was an excuse to get some firemen in to rescue it! And Rikko is right, decs should be tacky. Unfortunately, mrs hips does not share my sentiments so everything is colour-coordinated and 'tasteful'; very sad imo.

I don't think I'm included in the 'most voiciferous' of 'Souness outers' but I still think he's not the man for us. A couple of wins weakens the argument and a continuing winning streak will weaken it still further. Who reckons this winning streak will continue? Personally I would call it a lucky streak as Arsenal seemed lethargic and West Ham can count themselves extremely unlucky.

I reckon he will stay for at least one more season to see if things can progress. One major asset he brings, apart from his goals of course, is the attraction for other players to play alongside him; surely a lot of players would like to come to Newcastle because of him.

I was told by someone (can't tell you who, but he is tall and has ginga hair) that your 'girlfriend' is in fact a Swedish trucker who goes by the name of Sven

Had the radio on before the match yesterday and Souness came on to preach to the masses. I just couldn't stop myself saying, 'Oh fuck off, Souness'. Am I mad, or does anyone else feel this way?

Stolen from .com: Souness on our CB: "Jean-Alain has had problems off the pitch. His little lad has had several operations and his wife has been seriously ill. "Jean-Alain has had a great deal to put up with. "People don't realise how much it affects him but he has got on with his game. "I work with him every day and I can see his character. "He is the first one to hold up his hand if he makes a mistake. He is still new and getting used to English football. "He has been in our football nearly a year and I'm very happy with him." End quote. Now I, like all of you, wish him and his family well. However, he's new and just getting used to the English game yet he's been here almost a year!!!! I think he can turn the bad performances around and become a good CB but how fuckin' long does it take to get used to the English game??? More excuses from our manager I'm afraid; get the book out and add this to the list!

Slideshow Rob!!! Get it? eh? Slideshow Rob, Sideshow Bob? Eh? Eh? Oh forget it!

It shows the train as being a saturday train and not a Sunday one because the Sunday timetable hasnt yet been invoked, I guess it doesnt start until 6am or so. If they said the last saturday night train was on Sunday then people would have to look at the Sunday timetable and thus the last Saturday train would actually be the first (or maybe 2nd, unless they're every 10 mins or so then it would be the 3rd) Sunday one. But then that would mean there'd be a gap of about 5 and a half hours between the 1st (or maybe 2nd/ 3rd) train in the day and the 2nd (3rd/4th) which would come at about 6am. Pissed people would have to look at a different timetable and work out what day it is today based on the day it was yesterday (unless of course it still is today in which case they'd have to look at todays timetable and then check their watch and if its nearing midnight have a look at tomorrows timetable)....... Delays would be a nightmare as you'd have to be constantly updating the timetables for tomorrow in case the 2358 train was two minutes late and what happens if the 1 minute past midnight train is two minutes early then it would mean a change to todays timetable and by the time that change was made it would be yesterday so you'd be changing the past and we all know that cant be done (not without a flux capacitor). Unless of course you're reading this tomorrow in which case substitute "today" for "tomorrow" and "tomorrow" for "the day after". Now I wish I'd come back with my usual stock answer of "thick fucks!" 69210[/snapback] Was going to make a joke about having a 24hr cock, but I can't really compete with that tbh!!!!

This board is BAAAAD man. This board is KING! Who said I wasn't 'with it' ??

I went to see it yesterday. Believe me I wasn't too keen, but bloody hell, what a film! Absolutely breathtaking! There was barely a moment where you could catch your breath, especially when they're on Skull Island. It was just one thing after another. It's also humorous in some parts too, and I don't mean in a cheesy way, but very clearly done so it doesn't come across that way. I had my girlfriend and her sis crying a couple of times through it. It honestly had absolutely everything so don't miss out while its on the big screen. 69234[/snapback] You can be so vicious at times GB!

According to the NOTW, a club source says that there will be no money made available in the transfer window for Souness to spend. 'The Chairman has made it clear that any deals will have to be loans'. 'What would be the point of giving more money to a manager who may be out come the summer ?' the insider went on. I guess the FACT! that this is from the NOTW says it all really......or does it? And why don't the two smilies (one getting a slap) have santa hats on????

Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sac. Adios!

I can safely say that I will not be going to see this. The trailers that have been shown look so cheesy - so much for the most up-to-date special effects as it doesn't look any better than the original imo. And it looks like the American public are with me on this one as it has been a bit of a flop on opening over there, with receipts only reaching $9m which is greatly worrying the makers apparently.

As if! Quite preposterous tbh.

It's obviously shite, as us cleva peeps haven't seen it! I haven't even heard of it 68173[/snapback] It's a cartoon and it's alreet actually. Not as good as Spongebob like The program, not the poster. Obviously 68176[/snapback] Aha, thanks Alex. I haven't seen Spongebob either! I should get out more. Or should that be stay in more?

It's obviously shite, as us cleva peeps haven't seen it! I haven't even heard of it