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Hubba hubba! What's her phone number??

It's what you get used to innit!? I learned to drive in a small town but you soon adapt. In cities you just have to be assertive. It's the same in much of France and Italy IIRC. You just have to "go". The roads up here are bad for wannabe boy racers. Fuck me..... if you want to drive like a prick take up go-karting The other hazards up here are the pheasants and rabbits. Little buggers make me nervous! Sitting by the side of the road..... 40993[/snapback] You should see Bombay!!!!!!!!!!

If he ate a few more of his grandfather's mints he would manage it no probs! I'll get me coat

Some dickwad on the letters page of Ceefax or Teletext today said: 'we should put the ashes winning team on stamps.' YOU FUCKIN' CRETIN! DO YOU NOT READ OR LISTEN TO THE NEWS? THIS PLAN WAS ANNOUNCED JUST DAYS FOLLOWING THE ASHES WIN! Road rage? I could fuckin' strangle the dimwit.

Here endeth today's lesson!

Funny thing is that I watched the Ajax - Arsenal game and I wanted Arsenal to win!!! I am soooooooo fucked in the head!!!!

I've just watched Plovdiv and Bolton. I wanted Plovdiv to win. I will watch Xanti - Smogs, Everton - Bucharest and I will want Xanti and Bucharest to win. I wanted Benfica to beat Manure. Nearly all the games the English clubs play in europe, I want the opposition to win! Am I a bad person?

They both work in launderettes. One in manchestuh, one in Aus.

Actually it depends what you're doing. 40803[/snapback] Watching Jade Goody?? Not very big! In fact, hiding!!!!!!

I fucking hate that bint like. What does it say about our society when she is a millionaire/celebrity? 40772[/snapback] Look no further than that appalling 'Big Brother' shit to see the state of our 'society'. Jade Goody. Lord help us! 40793[/snapback] Don't forget crap rags like Heat which give coverage to every Z-list celeb going. Not forgetting their random slaggings off of people for being too fat/thin. 40799[/snapback] Talking of shitty rags, True Story: I was at a party and was talking to a lady colleague of mrs hips. I told her about Just 17, and how my daughter had a copy which contained details of sex and in particular blow jobs. I said, in all innocence, that kids these days are getting it 'rammed down their throat'!! I don't know who was the reddest!

The Premiere must have been strange for Anna Friel. It's canny unusual for her to be at an event that she actually has something to do with. 40801[/snapback] That lesbian snog she did on Broochee (scouse accent) was quite a scene at the time!

Pete Doherty. thicko Gareth Gates 40798[/snapback]

Call me thick, if you want, but who is the man?? Is it GGGGgggggareth??

I fucking hate that bint like. What does it say about our society when she is a millionaire/celebrity? 40772[/snapback] Look no further than that appalling 'Big Brother' shit to see the state of our 'society'. Jade Goody. Lord help us!

Where's Bridget???

With empty Fairy Liquid bottles and sticky-back-plastic, in good Blue Peter tradition? 40771[/snapback] LOL...yes, he'll be gorgeousl AND he'll do as he's told plus he'll be wearing a toon shirt 40774[/snapback] Soooo, into domination eh? *cue the rest of the 'crowd' thinking, 'here we go again' )*

Apparently it's all relative, my 12 inch schlong is tiny compared to sammys 4 inch sproot. 40769[/snapback] 'schlong'?? 'sproot'?? Do I sense a certain type of dicktionary??

Blow your pot noodle HORN at em snakey!! 40768[/snapback] THAT, is not a bad suggestion. So any of you feckers hear a fool blowing a pot noodle horn, please say hello!

With empty Fairy Liquid bottles and sticky-back-plastic, in good Blue Peter tradition?

The Sun's tv critic said: 'yet another classic sitcom case of mistaken identity!'

I would have got out and decked the cunt tbh. Hate fuckers in 4x4's. (well, not all of them; just those that look like drug dealers ).

Beat me to it! YOU TWAT! Get you next time.

Cut ME up, would you??

Imagine Leazes in a pair of rose-tinted aviators, man. 40659[/snapback] Having a pint with Souness!!

TalkSPORT are currently talking about Newcastle being the worst place in the country for road rage. According to some survey. GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN' WAY YOU STUPID CNUT!