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What's your surname, Crouch??

The breaking news is that someone has been arrested this morning under the terrorism act. It's believed the person in question was trying to sneak in some good ideas!

Well done. And I genuinely mean that. However, I couldn't really give a shit (and this is where the final letters are merited).....TBH!

That's New Labour for you. New fuckin' Tories more like!

Spongebob, please tell me you were fishing here?? You would be crazy imo to fuck about with gas. I remember a fellow who was 'fucking around' with some gas work in his house in Monkseaton around five years ago. BOOM!!! Destroyed the whole house and insurance refused to pay. There now stands a new house where the old one was.

Sorry I missed it. I used to watch all the party conferences from start to finish but have lapsed a bit now that they are so stage-managed and boring. Bring back the good old days a la Kinnock v Degsy Hatton (and chums)

Looks like my missus when taking a bath. Blonde, naked and standing next to a bath!

As we all were. Although, my shout had a little more decorum to it i.e. ''I say referee, old chap, surely that challenge merits a penalty kick for our team?''

I'm confused, Zath. We know who committed the penalty - the guy infront of Carragher. Am I missing something?? Surely not a whoosh??

Tits are false but i wouldn't mind trying to open that padlock with my tongue, bet you Hoodini couldn't. 40246[/snapback] Nah, tits are defo real. She is a stunner imo. Hubba hubba.

Beaten by Papa Lazaru tbh 40316[/snapback] yeah? 40319[/snapback] If the information I was given is correct, you're a foot taller than him Aaaaand, he's far from being perfectly formed!!!!!

Couldn't agree more. I doubt that the fishermen will be of that opinion though.

The odd couple. An insider told me.

Careful you will have the toontastic version of McCarthyism after you. "Are you or have you at any time been a supporter of Graham Souness?" 40283[/snapback] '..and this month's award for Post of the Month, goes to... Spongebob toonpants' *cue applause*

They will beat Arsenal. If you want to watch that happen, go ahead!!!!

Perish the thought!

I only watched the Arsenal game and thought they played okay. Ajax huffed and puffed but didn't really threaten Arsenal imo. The Reyes dive was just that, but I would expect, nay demand, Owen to do exactly the same in a similar situation.

No, they wont win that. Chewsee want to be in europe!

Brock, for fuck's sake ask her out. Do it! Thinking she is 'out of my league' is just a state of mind. Ask her out. How many times have you seen cracking birds going out with supposedplain blokes? Loads. Even if she did say no thanks, so what? At least you will have tried. Do yourself a favour and ask her out.

There's optimism for you..... tbh 40040[/snapback] I think he is telling us all good and early that he wont be staying here if things don't go according to plan. But, with Chewsee in the position they're in, there wont be many alternatives for somewhere to go to win something!

You should never write them off though. Liverpool won the thing last season and they were absolute gash. 40018[/snapback] I've written them and the arse off at the start of every single CL season they have been in and i've been right everytime for the arse and only wrong once with main, not a bad average against the so-called experts! And for those wanting to make a bet, i'm writing both of them off again in the CL this year. They can't make the step up to having to play on an even field where euro refs don't give them everything like the prem lot do and when it comes to playing the very best teams, the absence of the refs bailing them out is very costly. 40022[/snapback] I agree with those remarks re Arse. Presumably you wrote Liverpool off last season though too so that would make two times that you've been wrong. 40023[/snapback] Yes i did indeed at the start of the CL, to be fair i write off any english teams in europe as i don't expect them to win the CL or the UEFA. With Liverpool though after their CL quarter final i did say on a thread on whichever board we were using back then that they could go and win it though i wasn't sure why, just a feeling! 40031[/snapback] Ahh, that good old word that leaves so many options open! You remind me of someone

And come to think of it, that Mindy would have got a right good seeing-to if she had played her cards right!

Nano nano, as Mork would have said!

*raises hand* Sorry Sima, she is a dog/mess and I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole. In fact, I bet her body is covered in red marks where people have touched her with barge poles!!

Nice article. One of Gibson's better ones. Stevie T has no taste though; he must have the cheesiest house in Cullercoats (not Tynemouth, Gibson!) And when he alludes to Taylor having good looks.........