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What a pilchard. You'll get battered for that! They'll be cramming through the door like sardines to turn you into fish food! 39860[/snapback] What a carp post! 39863[/snapback] Aye, best get on me pike.. 39864[/snapback] Okay, but watch the wind doesn't spoil your mullet.

No wonder Rob referred to this site as being like a gentleman's club with a few asleep in the corner!!

What a pilchard. You'll get battered for that! They'll be cramming through the door like sardines to turn you into fish food! 39860[/snapback] What a carp post!

Not as good as Maradonna? 39855[/snapback] Sell him, the useless cnut!

Just seen this and PMSL It took me a few seconds to work out what it said, though! And once I realised what 'fo' meant I nearly wet mesel!

Plank-ist! btw, the bird on that magazine IS a hound tbh.

Interpol = echo and the bunnymen the killers = tears for fears (the hurting not the big wheel shite) kaiser chiefs = wish they were the specials/mighty mighty bosstones/the jam brmc = jmc (even down to the fact their 3rd album is quieter and more acoustic!) etc, etc. 39461[/snapback] When my daughter played their cd, I said it sounded just like early 80's new wave type of stuff. Must be why I liked it.

Swarthy Middle-Eastern asylum-seeking type I think you'll find, or was that Jesus? 39535[/snapback] Jesus wept???

And added a brown paper bag to cover her face? 39533[/snapback] It's just a bad photo! I bet she is a stunner in real life. Anyhow, the contortions on her face (in ecstacy, I might add!) would hide the true features that she may display, when calm and collected, whilst she's being attended to by the snakemiester

And since when was God a Yank?? ''neighbor'' ??? Everyone knows he/she/it was from Cullercoats!

God's 11th commandment. Moses was the "service provider"! If you believe in that stuff that is. 39505[/snapback] I believe in the 10 Commandments, just not in God 39512[/snapback] ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.' Monopolies and mergers? TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.' Disagree THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.' No problem FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.' Tell that to B&Q FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.' If they're sober SIX: 'You shall not murder.' Ok, fair point SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.' But what would Trisha do? EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.' Again, fair point NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.' I promise TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.' Unless he's got a REALLY fit ox 39516[/snapback] Shouldn't it have been the nine Commandments, and a whole lot of others tagged into a tenth at the end???

Old information, I'm afraid. There were people on here (or should I say the site that was good before it became GREAT) telling us all about him then.

If the blonde girl dyed her hair brown I would give her a good time!

FUCK ALL WRONG WITH SNAKES!!!!

Just one of the many reasons this thread stays open. You like? 39463[/snapback] She's aalreet, but you can have her. tbh.

Not me, Rob. I said on another thread that I have this feeling that Dyer's return (and at full fitness) could be the making of this team.

Yeah, all competitions.

Sorry Rob, but that was just so obviously not going to be our Dyer!

Where's the 'Grow and Style' option?

But isn't only a commercial?

Okay folks, I'm owed a lollipop by some phoney on here (you know who you are!) and if you win this competition I will arrange for the lollipop to be passed on as a prize! Owen. How many goals will he score and in how many games played? Note for the, shall we say, less able amongst us: He didn't play the first few games of the season!!

What he said. Snatch was absolute pants imo.

Okay lucky, but did you like it?

No we don't. Boro and the unwashed can fight it out between themselves, regardless of where we are in the league. I don't want any part of this 'top dogs' shit.