snakehips

I don't want to sound a crank, but I had a feeling just the other day this was going to happen.

Nowt to moan about imo. An away draw against Real Portsmouth is good enough. To just about match Inter Portsmouth in effort is good enough. We didn't create a helluvalot but we were playing Bayern Portsmouth, after all. WHAT?? It was Portsmouth? The Portsmouth? The English Portsmouth? Fuck me! I'm sorry but that was just not good enough. I only listened on the radio but it sounded like we were second best to fuckin' PORTSMOUTH, of all clubs. I don't want to hear anything about injuries or owt, caus they had their two main players out and they are struggling. We should be making at least some fist of it against teams like these.

Happy now????

Has LM read that??

I can't remember who it was, but one of our antipodean members was slating Warne a bit the other week. Just how is he viewed by the masses at home in Aus?

Well? I'll go 3 - 2 to us, though I have a horrible feeling for a 2 - 2 draw.

Did anyone see Flintoff and Warne ('oh, nice one Warner') on Frank Skinner last night? Good craic, but Warne seemed a bit pissed off when Skinner made light of his separation from his wife.

I have me doubts about Souness mesel, but I can't help thinking LM would go apopleptic if things worked out well for NUFC under him!

In a seamless, yet classy, way of combining two threads at once, I might go and see Goal! tonight. Had I have been Meenzer I could have combined three threads by telling you I was taking Clive as well!!!!

Hey mista, can Clive come out to play? Aww that's not very nice, you know he hasn't got any arms or legs. Yeah, we know, but we need another goal post for football !!!!!!

What sign are you?

In this thread we come out with utterly random, meaningless, statements/questons. Try to distinguish if this is a computer or a snake talking.

Logarithms and binary numbers are just the bizz

Nar, me too! Unfortunately. Mods, earn your corn and get rid.

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. My brain contains 40909 categories, but not one that matches your last input. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. 41221[/snapback] Oh sorry. I'm a computer. Is that any clearer? 41222[/snapback] Where's that fooking robot when you need him?? Hey, Gemm, talk to this fecker will you?

Clive. Apparently.

Remember when he got to the final of the US Open and lost? He was that close to becoming British 41177[/snapback] Whatever did happen to the Union Flag bandana of the early years????

Dean was okay, I suppose. Ali was 'the man' rather than ultra cool imo. Steve McQueen was cool as fuck.

You can hear the sound of blade on sharpening stone now! The press and British public will slaughter him if he doesn't win at least one grand slam next year!

Yours isn't naked?? 41167[/snapback] SHIT!!!!!

Why isn't she naked??

Struth, you bloody poms are harsh! Stone the crows, a man could have his sheila leave him and you'd still wanna piss all over him. You're just a pack of flamin' mongrels. (Is that better Gemmill? Shame I don't sound like Al.) 41018[/snapback] Fair dinkum!

I read the football pages and letters pages every day over my lunch!

Ach, it's not that bit tbh Curved, but not big!

Hubba hubba! What's her phone number?? 41006[/snapback] i wouldnt tell you snakey.......you're a BAD person who gets road rage EDIT: and you keep changing my words 41007[/snapback] Yep, sorry about that. I'll stop. Road rage?? Not any more - I'll just wave me horn at them which should keep them well away!!!