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You're okay then, we don't have any 'bloody foreigner' in jokes yet

Tit sizist. 42771[/snapback] Southern women have crap tits - tbh I had better add a (just in case! )

Keep posting, Yogic. Even if you are a southerner!!( in joke at the moment!) I couldn't even bring myself to watch the 'highlights'!!!!!!!!!!

Has just been reported he has died. RIP 'Fork handles'

Shouldn't you be sewing somebody (no pun intended!) up, or something????

Agreed.... Let's not piss off the few decent posters from other clubs who are out there... 42721[/snapback] I agree with the sentiment, BUT.... 'top performance by Shay Given'....'I didn't see the game' or words to that effect WTF!!!!!!!!PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS CAN BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY???? 42754[/snapback] He said he saw brief highlights, from which it was prett easy to ascertain Given had a top game IMO. 42757[/snapback] Okay, I can accept that.

now just because i gave you flowers doesnt mean you'll learn all my bra secrets 42517[/snapback] How about some of them then? 42751[/snapback] lacey, pretty and underwired....thats all i'll say on the subject 42755[/snapback] Last question on the subject, then we can get back to insulting each other and whatever other smilies are needed - Black????

Agreed.... Let's not piss off the few decent posters from other clubs who are out there... 42721[/snapback] I agree with the sentiment, BUT.... 'top performance by Shay Given'....'I didn't see the game' or words to that effect WTF!!!!!!!!PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS CAN BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY????

Jimbo's clique? 42744[/snapback] Nar, but one of his porn dvd's

Is it allowed for anyone who supports NUFC to question the actual severity of Michael Owen's 'dead leg', which kept him out of the Pompey game but is going to be okay for England? I doubt anyone would think that he wouldn't want to play for NUFC, just in case he got a knock and couldn't play for England the following week. I would suggest a slap on the wrist for anyone who had this thought, no matter how fleetingly, on his/her mind.

Have just read all 11 pages. *knocks on door marked 'clique'* *is sure he can hear whispering and sniggling inside, but gets no response so trudges away disconsolately* *GETS A BEER AND PUTS PORN DVD ON*

I thought this was going to be something about taking photos of the night sky over Smogland!!!!

I haven't read any of this thread. Am I missing something or should I get stuck in, as they say??

Personally, I would leave Gerrard to do what he's one of the best at - and that is bombing on. I would leave Lampard out and try and find a decent holding player - who?? Don't know!!!! Jenas? Just because someone is a great player should not mean he has to play - Tony Currie and Le Tissier for examples. The Jenas suggestion was a joke by the way! (£7m )

Can't believe nobody posted a nice pic of the delicious Carol Vorderman

I think they can get close but win it?? Maybe if Argentina knock out Brazil in the semis! However, I will say it one last time: In my opinion, the last World Cup and European Championships were there for the taking and a manager with a bit more ambition would have won it for England. But....as they say.

Phew! I thought it was just me who thought she put it on. As well as that tit who used (still??) to do the Big Brother talk-over 'Dey fiyve, and the howsemaytes....' Anyway, The Match! Didn't watch it, but someone told me Phil 'Cat' Tuffnel is playing in goal for the celebs. Surely not? His nickname comes from his liking of sleep, not his agility a la Peter Bonetti

From the two times I've been, you aint missed much!

Yes. And I also think that he is shit scared of picking and playing the people in form, in case they do well and he (Swen - as SBR would say ) would be in a corner. Notice what he did with Andy Johnson; the lad was on fire and he got to play RIGHT WING ffs!

Perhaps they've just woken up and smelled the coffee??

Has he mentioned Brett Emerton coming at the end of the week? (was going to put a smilie in here but declined following your other thread) (did put a smilie in there!)

Because we're British, and this is what we do! Just as the Londoners (and the rest of the uk industrial city's citizens) made jokes when the bombs were falling all around them during WW2. There is so much shit going on in the world that we make jokes about things in order not to walk around with a fuckin' miserable expression all the time. To think that someone who makes a joke doesn't care, or is immune to the pain that relatives are suffering, would be a totally wrong assumption to make imo.

Portsmouth are a team of journeymen footballers who are struggling. Take out their fluke win at Everton and things would be even worse for them. Their two best players (probably) were out. Yes, we had injuries, but Shearer still has it (Souness must think so because he talked him into doing another season) and Shola 'can be a 20 goal a season player', according to Souness. Surely, SURELY we have a squad of players, regardless of injuries, who could have at least threatened Portsmouth???? We hardly threatened them at all. Is this not concerning to all of us??

Agreed. Hid did pull the balls out of the velvet bag well though during the FA Cup draws!

Great pic That would have been a fantastic front page for Alreet! Typical of the sponge to spoil things He owes you a pint, I would say.