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Burch must have caught his lass getting fucked by the binman or summat. Talk about a rabid overreaction. Yeah, Tom's comment was a bit daft IMO, but so fuckin' what? Back to the football. As an expert said last week, three points is three points

Is that the English equivalent of the 'running of the bull'?? Craig, you nerb! It's obviously a copy of Borat's 'running of the jew'

0-2 to Burnley now Burnley to sit back now and let in two or three second half? Although I absolutely loathe Citeh (best supported club in the history of football. FACT!), a part of me would love to see them finish fourth and consign Liverpool to life outside the CL. How interesting that would be.

To be fair to Hughton, what is he supposed to say? He's got the manager's job - admittedly through sheer luck - at one of the biggest clubs in England. Whatever he privately thinks, there's no chance on earth he's going to publicly rubbish the owner's decisions.

Aye, Toontastic. It's the Devil's work, make no mistake

Yeah, right. The name's Snakehips, not knobcheese. They can go and fuck themselves. Now then, back to the selection process.

Magic, lads Of course, there will inevitably have to be a lot of considered analysis before I select the correct model

Background: My company are having a conference in Manchester in a couple of weeks. I have to do a presentation of some bollocks or other. Now then, in order to keep everyone's attention, I wish to have as part of the powerpoint a series of photographs, at intervals, of a lady doing a strip tease. Preferably the secretary look. You know, with hair back, business suit, small black glasses, black underwear (stockings) - the usual thing Where can I get such a set of pics ? Yes, off t'internet , but can someone recommend a site I don't have to register with and one where the pics wont have any writing/copy over them ?? Pretty please.

Everything in maderation, Cath, baby.

Words fail me. Note to KD: Now that is what is known as a funny picture.

And we love you too, C. In a manly, totally un-hom way of course. But WHAT THE FUCK does your name mean ???

Fuck's that orange thing? Looks like a Sesame Street fish. It's the fish equivalent of Phil Brown.

Hope you had a great time. It's a little known FACT! that Ernesto 'Che' was a Newcastle United supporter. That's what I was told, anyhoo. (some of the above may be slight boolsheet)

Would be great if a local bank (Newcastle Building Society ??) could offer some deal for Newcastle United supporters to get a loan for the £2.5k. Business for them, and it would surely help thousands of folk obtain the money for something they could be really interested in. Just thinking aloud.

This stuff about protests having a negative affect on the team is shite imo. The players know we support them 100%. If they hear songs about LardAsh, they still know we support them (I say 'we', but it's obviously those inside the ground I mean); forty-odd thousand folk don't turn up just to pour scorn on fat boy, and the players know that. Has anyone ever given thought to the possibility that the players actually hate this fat fuck as well, and that protests/songs about him actually lift them?? I bet they like him just as much as we do. We lost that game to 'ull because we were utter dross - plain and simple.

Unless I'm mistaken, if you have worked for a company for more than six months you are entitled to redundancy. I think some unscrupulous tossers used to dish out six month contracts at one point in an attempt to get around it - though this has probably been outlawed by now. So long since I 'studied' (read, more like with little going in) this stuff that I'm probably talking shite. No change there, then

Is it possible to get cards made up that spell "YOU MASSIVE TWAT@St. James' Park?" If only that could be done. How gloriously sweet it would be. I would wank myself to AEU if it did.

I will take that as a compliment thank you (though wonder why you would think that ) What have I gained from my years on this forum? A better understanding of Northern humour, at times I've cried with laughter at some threads and cheered up when I've felt low. I've also learnt (the hard way) not to take things too personally that are said on here, they're only words and no one can really know you unless they really know you! It might sound daft but I feel closer to the club that I love too. You're all a pretty good lot on here though some of you try to sound bad ass! I have my favourite posters too name and shame No problem Gemmill. Alex. Meenzer. PP. You, Jimbo, Cath and of course Snakey Remember though, I've not met any of you so I get a different perspective. Edit, and Wacky, he makes me laugh Last? Last? Apart from the dwarf, that is. Last? If you actually did meet those losers you mention, I would be first every time. I was saving you for the end Actually it was in no particular order and only abit of fun, there's many I like on here. Though as you say in person it could all be different. Very true, very true. We would probably all end up loathing you, rather than just tolerating you like we do now. You do know Gemmill is ginga, Meenz is root toot toot, Cath's a psychopath and LM has two heads, don't you?? As for Jimbo..... Cheers, very nice of you Yes I know about the others, I adore Ginnas and the rest is nothing compared to some I know! You know I'm only kidding. Get some kip, before the grockles get you!!! Let me know if you're having a bath first, so I have something to think about :ithankyou: Laters

Just having a re-run through Extras over the course of the past few days. Good stuff.

I will take that as a compliment thank you (though wonder why you would think that ) What have I gained from my years on this forum? A better understanding of Northern humour, at times I've cried with laughter at some threads and cheered up when I've felt low. I've also learnt (the hard way) not to take things too personally that are said on here, they're only words and no one can really know you unless they really know you! It might sound daft but I feel closer to the club that I love too. You're all a pretty good lot on here though some of you try to sound bad ass! I have my favourite posters too name and shame No problem Gemmill. Alex. Meenzer. PP. You, Jimbo, Cath and of course Snakey Remember though, I've not met any of you so I get a different perspective. Edit, and Wacky, he makes me laugh Last? Last? Apart from the dwarf, that is. Last? If you actually did meet those losers you mention, I would be first every time. I was saving you for the end Actually it was in no particular order and only abit of fun, there's many I like on here. Though as you say in person it could all be different. Very true, very true. We would probably all end up loathing you, rather than just tolerating you like we do now. You do know Gemmill is ginga, Meenz is root toot toot, Cath's a psychopath and LM has two heads, don't you?? As for Jimbo.....

I will take that as a compliment thank you (though wonder why you would think that ) What have I gained from my years on this forum? A better understanding of Northern humour, at times I've cried with laughter at some threads and cheered up when I've felt low. I've also learnt (the hard way) not to take things too personally that are said on here, they're only words and no one can really know you unless they really know you! It might sound daft but I feel closer to the club that I love too. You're all a pretty good lot on here though some of you try to sound bad ass! I have my favourite posters too name and shame No problem Gemmill. Alex. Meenzer. PP. You, Jimbo, Cath and of course Snakey Remember though, I've not met any of you so I get a different perspective. Edit, and Wacky, he makes me laugh Last? Last? Apart from the dwarf, that is. Last? If you actually did meet those losers you mention, I would be first every time.

Someone on NO had a brilliant idea. If a thousand or so supporters went into a direct sport shop - just to browse - for half an hour, it would cause chaos. No damage, no pilfering, just a thousand folk browsing at the same time. Would this not help reduce his earnings and reduce just a hint of smugness off the fat fuck's face??? I'm up for it.

You know what will happen one day? On a day of a televised match at ST JAMES' PARK ? I'll tell you. The fans coming into the east (new) stand will find cardboard boards on their seat to hold up just before kick-off. All they will see is a brightly coloured board but when they're all held up together and seen from the other side, and on tv, it will be one huge fuck-off massive Direct Sports. moc advert.

More and more clubs will do it in the ever increasing quest to find more and more revenue. Until English football deals, once and for all, with the ridiculous salaries and transfers of footballers, the financial mess will continue. Today, the name change of a stadium; tomorrow, the name change of a team. That's why selling the name of our ground was the straw that broke this camel's back. Enough was indeed enough. Before anyone argues that Ashley is actually helping sort this financial disgrace (which an argument could probably be made for), my personal belief that selling the name of our ground, coupled with tawdry advertising of his tawdry company, is souly done to line his pockets.

He's not??