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And I've just read it on here, so it now becomes the truth

Want (the t-shirt , nee batty boy me like, before anyone starts ) Looks like Papa Laz going to the match. In the middle of winter. Black t shirt, nee coat, nee scarf. Barking mad.

We're such an insignificant club.

Didn't go to the game (due to my personal protest ), but any team that is three up at half time is more than allowed to step back and hold the lead, imo. That Swansea huffed and puffed in the second half is irrelevant, as the FACT is they scored NIL.

Surely there wont be any 'generations' to pass this thread on to if the seed of life is sprayed aal ower the gaff, rather than into the 'tunnel of productivity' ?

I wonder what would happen in UK ? Being part of the EU, would 'we' be allowed to ban the building of such things, without the Court Of Human Rights, or whatever it's called, telling us we can't ? Genuine question btw, not trying to stoke up an argument either way.

Surely should be reported to the polis as theft?

Unless I'm mistaken, FA Cup game takings get split 50/50. Therefore, Hughton should let the supporters know he will be fielding the second/third/academy team to warn off too many supporters from making the trip and wasting their money (this would lower the attendance, thus lessening income for LardAsh).

Well, folks, I chickened out I still reckon I would have got away with it (but for the pesky kids), but the comments on here got the better of me. Anyway, what I did was well received - loads of funny pics accompanied by sound effects - and all comments were complementary. However, the best bit was at check out this morning and Glenn Roeder was there at the same time. He recognised the accent and came over to shake my hand. Well impressed. No 'I am', but he came over to shake a Geordie's hand, without any prompting, saying 'going back to God's country' to me. Top bloke :D

Afraid not. That's why HP bought us. They never had an Applications Delivery arm so rather than try and build one, they bought an existing profitable one. Hardware sales are down across the board, so buying EDS is the one thing that's kept their profits on the up. What I'm saying is I can design an application for you but I can't install a printer. Fuck helping him, HF - what about getting us (me in particular) a HP laptop with your company discount????

Im starting to think you have a thing for him Wacky. You should play harder to get! Jeezus krist, KD, you really are thick. Why on EARTH do you think Stevie posted that comment???? He has plucked you out the water like a fuckin mackerel taking a bite of a bit of tin foil on a hook. Sooo easy.

What concerns me about the Aussies is the lack of pace and lack of youth in the squad. Kewell would have to be the quickest yet he may play lone-man striker as there are obvious lack of options there. One things for sure under Pim Verbeek, there won't be many goals scored as much as there won't be many goals conceded by his team. If the Aussies make it out of the group stages it'll be job well done in my opinion. This WC could be one of the dullest in recent memory tbh. England, Switzerland, Italy, France, Greece, NK, SK, South Africa... the list just goes on, not exactly teams that swarm and look for goals, and the Argies under Maradona are an absolute shambles; no tactics and no shape. I know very little of the African sides but at least they'll have a go. It'll all come down to momentum and if the Krauts build up theirs, then I see them taking it out. Spain are a real chance too. You know if you type "clueless cunts talking shit about a sport they have no clue about" in speech marks, does toontastic come up???? England and I quote "not exactly a team that swarms and looks for goals", what a country that scored THIRTY FOUR, six more than anyone else, in fuckin qualifying. A country who scored NINE in TWO games against another country who were then ranked SIXTH in the world, who hadn't lost a meaningful game at home in 15 years, yet we went there and won 1-4. Oh dear. Honest to god I don't expect people to be statistically as accurate as John Motson but this cunt fuck me. The most pleasing thing about the Capello era is the amount of goals we now score, I'm ashamed to be a Newcastle fan sometimes for what the first Keegan era has brung us. Fans from around the world who haven't got a clue, and fans from around Britain and Ireland who haven't got a clue, sometimes I'd have the Ossie Ardiles days back me. I'm racking my brains here, but I'm struggling to remember a time in my life when I thought England were as good as they currently are. From what I've seen of them, they really, really, do look a match for anyone right now. I find it hard describe what they're like, but the absolute power within the team just seems immense right now. They'll probably struggle to get out the group stages in the WC now

Nowt gay about a bloke having a brolly. Pretty damned cool in most cases iyam. I don't own one, but I wouldn't think twice about carrying/using one.

HBTY, HBTY, HBDM.............HBTY Better late, than never!

This is going to sound dreadful, but that shitty tinpot european trophy we won (the crappy plaque that Parker had to hold up and get his coupon taken with) > SPL.

Like we're in any position to want/expect any better.

These Streets. Paolo Nutini. The Enemy. The Enemy. Naturally, I can readily think of loads of other albums released this decade

wahey, welcome aboard now get out there and sell a kidney to buy a full stake Easy up Pud, just by his username, you know he must be in a bit of a Jam Bet he was no match for the Boys Brigade.

Reckon you're right there. Nice to see both fatman and permacroc looking almost dignifyingly dressed for the occasion.

Ermmmmm, yeah, pretty much Now then, I think WD40 is an excellent addition to every household - a real 'must have' for any home.

£20 for a fuckin' haircut ????? ;) :D I feel a struggle to pay £8 at Graham's in Shiremoor. I get it cut here in India just before coming home for just over a quid, or so. Happy days

Mick Hill < Steve Backley < Jan Zelezny

The Equalizer was mint. Even wor lass loved it She'll be wearing a black armband today.

Is the apology for sending the kids to Australia? Warranted imo. Poor kids

Pretty much what has been said. What fucks me off is waitresses who tell you it's their birthday *smile smile smile* in the hope of better tips. Yeah, yeah, bitch, your 10% has just decreased. I usually give the lad/lass who delivers the Chinese or Indian a few quid extra as I like them a lot ;) Window cleaner gets a tip at Christmas every year, and told me last year that we are virtually the only folk in our street who gives him and his mate something. Tight fuckers.