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Very interesting. I would probably stump up the cash, but I have to say I have my fears this could all work. We will have to wait to see the details, but would the £100m need to be in an account first before LardAsh considers selling or would he agree to sell at a certain price and then have to wait for the money to come in to an account? Getting the money is going to be fairly tricky I would have thought as promises don't always materialise. And my concerns about fans on the board are well documented We'll see what details emerge. EDIT: I have to admit to being extremely bewildered how NUST can say they already have £20-odd million 'pledged' by some way or other. If that is true, I can't see how anyone didn't come in with a joint venture to buy the club? Obviously I don't have any of the details regarding that money, so I am completely open-minded about it; I'm just perplexed at how it's been 'raised' (I say it that way, as I'm guessing there isn't an actual account with the money in as yet?). Overall, having the club owned (or partly owned) by fans is exceedingly appealing, but concerns about how it would work are inevitably there. If these ideas could come to fruition, it would be a monumental moment in the history of Newcastle United Football Club. To get across to current supporters the huge significance of it would be daunting; those that understood the importance and recognised the historical implications (telling grandchildren in 50 years time about what a person did to achieve it - not to mention the grandchildren proudly exclaiming to their friends "my grandad/grandma played a part in the taking control of the club") would be far more likely to make a commitment. Pity we couldn't just storm it like the Bastille - far cheaper and far, far more satisfying seeing the fat cunt up against the wall a la Ceausescu.

Many congratulations, J. When do we start slagging each other off, and talking about drugs/drink etc ?

Reading the thread title, I thought it was going to be about Wacky. Two fingers to Ashley - good lad

Speaking of lamb.... Not bad, not bad. Curvacious. Nice. Is she in a Newcastle United supporter's bathroom? Black 'n' white wallpaper, and you can see where they've been kicking a ball against it.

For those who are breaking up with wives and loved ones, I can only say I'm gutted for you. I wish you all speedy recovery from your dispair, and I truly hope you all find love again as soon as possible. Any chance of seeing some nacky pictures of the ex's ? Just asking.

I'm with you there, William

From marriage break up, to drugs, to slagging one another off. And now we're talking about computers!!!! I wish I could keep up. Can we talk about breasts next?

"Sing, sing, wherever we may be, We've had enough of fat Ashley. And we will sing wherever we may be. That we've had enough of fat Ashley."

Heaven's in the back seat of my cadillac. Let me take you there, yeah, yeah. As Errol Brown sang.

Pies - just say yes.

What about a banner which reads: I'D RATHER HAVE THATCHER THAN YOU, YOU CUNT.

Good ol' wuubya It's also a saying in Tynemouth, I believe. Or is it Torquay?

LDS makes you dyslexic. Just say ON, skid

I've always wondered what the "sx pst" the waitresses write on mine.

"diet cok" "slim cok" when he's abroad.

Carol Malia on Look North: 'A house on Tyneside collapsed today, during what local residents described as violent tremors. A woman, naked from the waste down, was pulled from rubble, and in her delirium was quoted as repeatedly saying "Save me, Gary, Save me". Doctors have refused to comment on rumours the lady's fingers were suffering from severe blistering.' 'And now the sport. Steve's at the Rupali @ St James' Park in the lead up....'

The ultimate has to be: TWA @ St James' Park. (I'm guessing they still exist?)

What about: Sif @ St James' Park Surf @ St James Park Or my favourite: XXXX @ St James' Park

We stole.

Maybe they were just off shift from a coal mine; the showers hadn't been working; they had just received a late delivered, due to the postage strike, letter from the Government telling them that they had up to two days ago (due to the postage strike) to pay the Poll Tax which they had forgotten, before they would end up in gaol? That would make them very black and very angry. And if their meatballs and spaghetti had been a wee bit oily they would have been even more upset. Just exploring avenues, that's all. Leave no stone unturned.

Good for fuck all imo. Tacky.

I fucked my wife's sister who's black. When I'd finished, I got my piece of paper out of my wallet and ticked off 'Black Chick'. For some unknown reason, she got a bit irate. Wimmin!

Is it not over yet?? Seems to be a la rage these days on here!

I'm with them on this one. No need to be described like that. Torch the place. And as Sonatine says, she's an estate agent so should really have some punishment as well.