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My secret sign tells me we're gonna get beat tomorrow, so let's hope results are favourable for us tonight !!!

Isn't it true that when Phoenix Nights won the Bafta or Comedy Award for best comedy writers he insisted on going on stage to collect it by himself and didn't give Spikey or Jeff any credit? His Top of the Tower dvd was funny and had a very broad appeal but he's not done anything funny since. He might find it difficult to recapture that magic. As an aside, Paddy McGuinness is woefully untalented. The worst headline stand-up I've seen by a country mile, and I've seen loads. That 'SingASongaSixpenceJezusKristSoopaStar' with 'Geraldine' that Kay did was absolute shite.

Following Stevie's remark about him thinking Steven Gerrard was his, who is yours? Mine has to be Wayne Rooney when he first played for Everton in the League Cup game as a 17 (?) year old. Man oh man, what an eye-opener for me. Here was a kid who was just a baby, yet he seemed a fuckin' leviathon on the field to me. So who is yours? League, Cup games, Champions League, Uefa Cup, who is it? I'm sure I'll be reminded of someone else, but Rooney is the person who comes immediately to mind for me.

Well I've missed you, Bawan. Fuck knows why, but I have

I seem to recall Alex Mathie scoring a peach of a goal v Sheff Wed; what happened to him??? And how many players have we seen over the years who can run and run and run, without much end product ????? And then there's the lad's age, and the fact he came on a 'free'. I haven't seen him (apart from his goal on tv), but I think we need wait a long while before we get carried away.

You're 'avin' a laugh. Is he 'avin' a laugh? (apologies. I thought this was turning into a catchphrase thread)

Now that you mention it, he's approved new contracts for Ameobi, Taylor and Harper too hasn't he? There's no virtually about it. You were right to say all the players at the club are on wages he sanctioned himself. Let's not forget the hoo-hah about Taylor's contract, and the wages being the stumbling block. Maybe, just maybe, LardAsh actually deserves a tiny bit of credit for getting Taylor to sign for more realistic wages (though we don't know exactly how much he's on) ?

Didn't look too bad to me. It looked like he fell on his upper back, rather than his leg/knee getting twisted. Hope for his sake he's back soon, but for Tango man's sake he's oot for aaaages.

We got him on a free, just like Lovenkrands who was free and his goal was aided by a player on loan. Bitter prick. obviously not done his research on us TBH, its his own fault they lost Obviously not been doing his research regarding players available for free, either.

simply class... Great work by Carroll to hold the defender up after Guti had put the ball across

So what? Does that make you a soopafan, or summat? Not having a dig, GL, but people have the right to come and go as they choose.

If this is true........well..........words fail me. NoTW, though.

Anyone watching the re-run of the 'El Classico' on ESPN? This Welsh tit commentating Barcelona are "F.C. Barcelona" or "F.C.B.". Zlatan is "Eebra". Iniesta is "Happy Feet". And then there's the goal. Dear, oh dear, oh dear. I shit you not: "Go,go,go,go,go,go,go,go,go,gooooaaaaaal". What a knob.

Okaaay, £490.

yeah, and................. And do you oppose our democratic process? Btw, the same rules apply to the tories! Would you like to see a directly elected president of the UK or Europe? The latter obviously couldn't work but the former may have legs if we abolish the monarchy. I reckon you'd like nothing better Renton! you already know my thoughts on G.Brown and especially on how he came to power. and i'm not really certain you can call it a 'democratic' process anymore unfortunately. never mind, we shall all grow old safe in the knowledge that people we dont know, have never heard of and we have no choice but to accept are taking care of us! This geezer you posted the pic of is the least of our problem. The fact that the vast majority of UK voters who actually bother to vote (don't know about the rest of europe), haven't got a fuckin' clue about their local MEP is laughable imo. Have you? No, but I would. Oh, you mean have knowledge of my MEP! No, I am more than happy to admit to not knowing a scooby do who he, or she, is; what their policies are, or their history of voting in europe. That's why I see the whole shebang (sp) as laughable - given the power they have.

bit touchy this morning are we? tbf switzerlands population is only 7.8 million (according to wiki). if we had the same process here (petitions) then the number of signatories would have to be proportionally higher i would guess. maybe 1 million? hypothetical question i know. apparently Italy's right wing parties are trying to get in on the act as well. not much of a shock really. More people than that vote on the x-factor. Do you want Jedward able to influence policy? The wife's friend referred to them as 'Twit' and 'Twat'; which was rather rude, I thought, seeing as we were having sex at the time. you were having sex with the wifes friend? whats was his name??

yeah, and................. And do you oppose our democratic process? Btw, the same rules apply to the tories! Would you like to see a directly elected president of the UK or Europe? The latter obviously couldn't work but the former may have legs if we abolish the monarchy. I reckon you'd like nothing better Renton! you already know my thoughts on G.Brown and especially on how he came to power. and i'm not really certain you can call it a 'democratic' process anymore unfortunately. never mind, we shall all grow old safe in the knowledge that people we dont know, have never heard of and we have no choice but to accept are taking care of us! This geezer you posted the pic of is the least of our problem. The fact that the vast majority of UK voters who actually bother to vote (don't know about the rest of europe), haven't got a fuckin' clue about their local MEP is laughable imo.

Hey, Laz, I've got a lovely Rolex you can have for, ermmm, well, seeing as it's you, £500. It's in a box as well. Send us the dosh and I'll forward it.

bit touchy this morning are we? tbf switzerlands population is only 7.8 million (according to wiki). if we had the same process here (petitions) then the number of signatories would have to be proportionally higher i would guess. maybe 1 million? hypothetical question i know. apparently Italy's right wing parties are trying to get in on the act as well. not much of a shock really. More people than that vote on the x-factor. Do you want Jedward able to influence policy? The wife's friend referred to them as 'Twit' and 'Twat'; which was rather rude, I thought, seeing as we were having sex at the time.

Pitch looks like they've been driving monster trucks on it!

More Emo than Charver. Bang on some Eye liner and a lip ring and you've got yourself a very misunderstood boy I had a very young Phil Oakey in mind.

Bloke says to his lass, "Howay, pet, I've got some Olympic blobs. A gold one, a silver one and a bronze one. Which shall we use first?" She replies, "The silver one. I'm sick of you coming first!" Old, but gold.

If the supporters do buy the club, it would please me greatly to see Moat perosona non grata at ST JAMES' PARK.

Wasn't a former owner of Blackpool done for some dodgy crime a few years ago?? Nowt to do with the current regime.

I reckon most Indian takeaways are virtually the same. Once you make your own, an Indian takeaway pales into insignificance iyam. If you have 45 mins of your life to waste, try Whitley Lodge Tandoori (formerly the Kushum Bag), as it takes them fuckin' aaaages to make up your order. You can, however, go across to the pub (Kittiwake) for a couple whilst you wait (be warned, though, the Kittiwake is so fucking boring that you may want to hang yourself as a result of going in there).