Mac-Toon

Did you see the slideshow behind them on the big screen last night? Random words flashing up. My particular highlight was 'CANCER'

There's a few smart barmaids in there. I think the old boiler, Jean was after you though. Always cheap on a monday night £1.75 for your Lager, Stones, Exhibition and Smiths. Not that many charvers get in the monkey nowadays. They tend to hang aboot down the highstreet. It's the absolute pits down there now. No passing trade. Just paupers and junkies.

Aye 'brick in a bag's' a handful like haha. Very nicest of blokes, he's part of the furniture in there mate. All good lads in there, nee egos and nee taitys. Did ye feel like an oot? Haha. My grandma lives in Jays street, he's in the one opposite me.

Tinie Tempah should die with immediate affect. He needs to stop fuckin' swearing aswell, it's fuckin' rude and spoils the whole pissin' show.

We should set up a TT 11 a side sunday league team. I could get money for kits etc through graft so that wouldn't be a problem. Fitness and getting enough men to turn oot, may be. Worth thinking aboot?

On the 'buckitz', like? I must admit I like a smoke but probably enjoy the theatre which goes with it as much as the smoking.... Grinding up, setting the skins, making a roach. Or maybe that's just me being weird. I'm 'not allowed' to smoke in the house 'cos the missus and the bairn so have to go outside. Not such a great idea when I live next door to a copper who NEVER closes his back door. Have to go in the shed nowadays. Just once a week (ish) for me now though. (ish)

I bet your poppers usage dropped dramatically after 'Rockshots' closed down.

Justlooking at the results from the poll and they make for pretty grim reading. Turns out the majority of TT have a smoke occasionally. .... Glad it's not just me. Fish strikes me as a definite toker. I may be wrong, I'm nee psychic like Stevie.

Bono is uber boring, like. Men with ear rings at that age have serious issues. Got a canny crop on him for his age though.

I'm going to sound like a miserable bastard, I probably am in all honesty but I couldn't think of anywhere I'd less like to be now than stood oot in the pissin' rain watching U2 with loads of hippys and 'cool dudes' jumping about in a confined space. Then when the beautiful concert has finished you get to trek through 4 foot of shite and try to sleep in a drug induced haze in a 2 man tent with 5 randoms in. No thanks, I'll just watch parts then fuck off to my waam bed and get on the nest. Never been one for festivals etc, kind of wish I was 'cos it's probably amazing just not for the likes of me.

Nee bother mate. I'd dusted my Preds off n'aal.

Dear me. U2 are absolutely pony. I'd rather watch the Scaffold doing a rendition of Lily the Pink. 'Glass-ton-berry You take us higheeer' .. Fuck off Bono you turd.

Rather that than the clobber CT was wearing in that picture he posted. You know the one.

Georide? Is that a new group of people. I've not encountered them yet. Where do they reside? It's like-minded people. I'd agree that me, Stevie and HMHM are cut from the same cloth. I'd group you in with DEADMAN and Nick the Pole haha. How you doing anyway, CT? Havn't had a disagreement with you for a long while. I've thought about you every day though....

He's blocked me the fat mess. I saw, what must be his brother at the bus stop this morning. Shorter version of the fat pleb. Equally as rotund.

:lol: What a prize cockend, he really is.

ok ok.....let's go back to Tony Martin and the actual thread. Maybe it is stretching the point. I just think some of those who are saying they would hammer an intruder etc etc would actually take the opposite view if it was someone else other than themselves being burgled. Ho hum. I think everyone's in agreement that it's fair game if someone breaks into your house. I wouldn't even think about ringing the police first. Although in fairness, who knows until it actually happens.

Preach on, Brother. I'm going to get a sandwich board and stand at the monument preaching to anyone who'll listen about the great City we live in. 'Lindisfarne album blasting out 'Meet me on the Corner' .....

its the principle that counts, assuming you are a highly principled person I could just see where this might be heading. Martin is a 'funny' case for the reasons already mentioned in the thread. I don't have a great deal of sympathy for the lad who died although I'm not of the opinion that a kid his age who no doubt had been influenced by scumbags since a very young age was necessarily deserving of death for what he did either. As a general principal though if you go into someone's house and threaten their family etc. then you can't have too many complaints if anything happens to you. thats very true. And if you run away from armed police ? Then you're an idiot.

where the fuck is Fazakerly ? Didn't he used to be our first team coach under Keegan ? It's in Liverpool. I know that It's difficult to know with you. Why ask then? If your original post was funny then yeah, but it wasn't. Guarantee everyone reading this thread thought that but realised it wasn't funny or relevant to the thread. Should we move it onto Shepherd? ...

BOO So, have you made a decision on Paul Wyn using your forum? Let me guess, you're still investigating the circumstances..... Did he reply to you, as you said he had 2 hours or he's getting banned ....

The son and his girlfriend have been released however the homeowner is still in custody. The 3 remaining gang members still on the run.

where the fuck is Fazakerly ? Didn't he used to be our first team coach under Keegan ? It's in Liverpool.

Oh, dear. Cameron Jerome and Nile Ranger will be more likely to hit the target with a gun than they are with a ball. Gangstaz innit.

Yeah, they'll have been true aswell. I was ok on it, drank it in a cup of tea but it prevents you from talking. Sounds weird but it does. Creates an inability to speak and the vivid pictures you see are strong. My mate at college had a funny turn on it. We were later told that 1 in 8 die when taking it ..... Like I said, t'was at college and I was young and dumb and didn't investigate before taking. 1 in 8 die??????? So if 80000 people take 10000 will die? I've never even heard of it, what is it? A Plant that grows wild. One of the horticulture students put us onto it and then when investigated afterwards found some startling figures. It mightn't have been 1 in 8 but it's close.