Mac-Toon

What you's arguing over trainers for? Converse stink to the highest of heavens though. Wouldn't get buried in a pair, to be honest. These are what you need, man. 'Bullboy shoes are what you need, get the power on your feet' .. Endorsed by Alan Hansen. Think you got a free baal in a net on a cord thrown in, aswell. If we aal dressed the same it'd be pretty boring so I'll not hammer anyones style.

My name's Mac, and I'm from 'The Toon'. Wish I never added the Toon part. Just Mac would've done. Or could've used my twatter name :@2NarMe ... that's self explanatory.

Interesting law of internet forums. I bet numerous amounts of posters have fallen into this trap. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law So, who's guilty?

Toontastic1892 is a joke. @msidouglas @simonbirdmirror are the ones to break and confirm. @iainmacintosh is a very good writer. Got about 20,000 followers and for some reason he follows me. Been talking about Cabaye and Erdinç tonight. He thinks Erdinç is A good player but been off the boil past year. These are the people who know their stuff, not 19 year old kids sat on their mothers knee tappin' out bullshit stories. Thought you could see past that, CT? Why not create an account mate?

I guess, in terms of mid life crisis' this is a far cheaper option than a Porsche. I can't stand camping. It's cold, uncomfortable, noisy and always wake up at 5am and wander oot into a field to have a slash with like-minded twats. If you hit a woodland and build your own then it's an experience, but setting up a 4 man tent with inflatable beds and duck feather pillows it's not really 'Bear Grylls'. He's the benchmark. Feed your kids roadkill and make them fetch water from a far away land.

uh-oh spagettio . . heeds doon . . I mean us before anyone starts. We were United when they were still Newton Heath.

I think he'll make a player somewhere, but not here. If we were short in the middle I'd snap him up, fortunately that's the one position we're covered in nicely. Not needed, unless there's another inevitable sale. The club must have some hush hush strikers under watch or they're fuckin' daft. We're screaming out for an established forward who can score goals. It's obvious. They can't honestly believe that Shola, Ba, Lovenkrands and Best are going to take us to 'the next level'. Can they?

I'd say the poll results show the saying 'anywhere you go, you'll always meet a Newcastle fan' (If that's a saying ...) is true. Don't think I've ever met a Welsh, United fan. Has anyone?

Rather that than read your pony craic on here. Does anyone actually like ye, mate?

A drunk J69 may be tolerable...

Tell me about it, I could make a killing through the aforementioned junkies on here. (Inbox)

Hop Sing, tbh.

Born in Newcastle General. Can post picture of birth certificate, if required .....

Did he look like a pharmacist? And could you hear a muffled voice out the back? Maddest thing I've heard from a pharmacist was; 'Why d'you need vicks vapour rub?' 'For my son, he's got a bad chest and sinises' 'Do you know how to administer it?' 'Yes' 'Can you explain to me please' 'Orally, haha, nar man rub it on his chest' 'Great, thanks, here you go'.

You're optimistic. I'll give you that, if nothing else.

Irene Cara - Fame 23rd July 1982. My sons is Chico Time 12.03.06

The twins are a pair of dreams, mind. Is Camilla the tattooed one? She'd get it numerous times. Spread over a period of time: Slow recoverer.)

The twins are a pair of dreams, mind. Is Camilla the tattooed one? She'd get it numerous times. Spread over a period of time: Slow recoverer.)

Babestation ratings will have dropped this evening.

Iain Macintosh on twitter just retweeted one of his colleagues saying 'fans' dead inside the ground and that it's on fire. Awful scenes. Different mentality over there.

'Cos you're shite. Fall into the same category as Bristol City, Southampton etc. You know as well, if not better than us that the SPL is piss poor. No money, No passion, No Good. 1985 Aberdeen won the SPL, 26 years ago. Since then we've had Man Utd, Leeds, Blackburn, Chelsea, Arsenal whilst Newcastle, Liverpool, Spurs, Everton and Villa have all challenged well. That is a fact. Another fact is, as already mentioned the only challengers north of the border was Hearts about 4/5 years ago. Deadman rose from the ashes momentarily then quickly plunged to new depths.

'Hev ye come lookin' forri showdoon? Al gi ye ten oota ten for bottle son.'

Youtube Oz sings I can't be myself. Legendary. Apparantly the rest of the cast didn't kna he was going to do it.

Chris Martin will guide us all through a one hour suicide mission. Hope you're sitting comfortably.

Haven't you heard? I thought everybody had heard. That Bonos the word. B B B B B B B Bonos the word ....