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Nothing actually happens when you're offended anyway. You're just, well, offended. Somehow. Not like a years knocked off your life or nothing, ffs. I think those complaining havn't looked at the context with which it was said. It's not like his sketch was a kkk member shouting 'burn the darkies' without any meaning. If people weren't so daft as to not read the full article and actually watch it they'd understand. Instead, it's far easier to just read the juicy edits in The Star alongside an add for escort agencies.

I think it's time we saw what Ranger's made of now. He looked better than Carroll a couple of year back and seemed to fade away. He always has the opposition looking scared when coming on. Gotta be better than Shola. Fuck all that 'better the devil you know' shite. I reckon Carroll Ranger partnership's got goals written all over it. Carew's passed it. Decent link up play but not what we need at this stage. Leon Best is a non runner, get him sold or loaned out in January.

4 of the boys coming down for a few tins. I must admitt they going to town tonight and I'm not but at least I've got a fit bird coming home you tramp. By the way I'm on JD and coke now so shut the fuck up. Anyway what the fuck you up to hiding behind your keyboard acting the fucking hero. 4 puffs and a piano, aye. 'Acting the hero' 'hiding behind keyboard': I may be mistaken but havn't you came on a message board for mainly Newcastle fans and tried to put together a shite post hammering the city I'm from? .. If anyone's the wifi warrior it's you. Or, is your melt to soft to phathom that out?

Geordies, Dippers, Mancs the lot like Frankie Boyle. Not everyone but people from all over do. I'm quite sure he had more dates in Manchester and Liverpool than in Newcastle so that's your theory of his fanbase blown out the water, you illiterate bellend. Sat in your hovvel scoopin' Carling on your tod. Merry fucking christmas.

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured. Not as bad as moisturising lotion, tissues and a Hannah Montana calendar. They fucking hate that. I bought a game in Tesco the other week and the wife went "oh, is this a present?" And I just went "nar" Her face was saying "what a right sad twat" If I was her, I wouldn't be judging like, not with the tattoos she had. I was in asda on wednesday night and loading up the belt with about a hundred quids worth of shopping. Some old wife appeared behind me with just a loaf of bread and some eggs. I said 'Is that all you've got, flower?' She said Yes so I said 'Ye best fuck off to another checkout then I'm gonna be ages with this lot'

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured. Not as bad as moisturising lotion, tissues and a Hannah Montana calendar. They fucking hate that.

Crouch? I know he's banged quite a few in for the time he's been on the pitch.

Didn't we used to sing ' That was when Cole was king, Beardsley was a living thing'

It's my favourite song ever, mate. I know that'll sound weird but I love my roots and the place I grew up. I'd love to have worked at Swans, instead we've got skilled older men having to work in fuckin' Asda or daft call centres just to earn a crust. 'This is a mighty town, built upon solid ground, and everything they tried so hard to kill, we will rebel'. It's also the only song I'd sing on a karaoke. All the old tarts come flocking when you burst into the chorus

Not that related to the thread but this is canny good I think. Always like his voice. Like Bomber says 'How can someone so ugly make a nice noise like that'. Gan on Jimmy, lad.

"Margaret Bloody Thatcher, ad had it up t 'ere with a' hahaha

Leeds wasn't it? Did he get a bad toe aswell?

Aye mate, they're all right. I'll leave the other 3 for Stevie or someone to dive in later.

Who's the player that scored the winning goal in 3 FA Cup semis but lost all 3 respective finals?

Who's won the European Cup or Champions League as both a player and manager? There are 6 to find.

Scott Sellars to Bolton? Or Gavin Peacock to wherever he went I cannit remember.

Maybe that's what happened to Shhhteeeve.

Ruel Fox went to Spurs for massive money Andy Cole - Obviously Huckerby maybe? How anyone paid money for his is beyond me like. Paupers Craig Bellamy to be fair.

I thought Andy Cole would be on the list so yeah, Andy Cole.

Did KK sign Paul Kitson? I'm sure we paid well over the odds for him. Mark Hottiger?

Leonard Rossiter who played Rigsby in Rising Damp. One of the finest actors to come out of this country. He played that part brilliantly, imo.

I'm not into Rap at all but a kid at work told me to listen to this and feel the words. Definitely the rawest thing I've ever heard. Immortal Technique - Dance with the Devil.

Retired - Matt Le Tissier - Even though he used to have Mike Hoopers life. Current - Tevez - Just for his determination whilst on the field for someone who comes across as uncommited in interviews etc.

That theory has held me in good stead for years and I will continue to utilise it. It makes it all the more exciting seeing thousands of 30 something males storming around town and picking up any owld shite that they think'll dee.