Mac-Toon

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and a half season ticket at 50% the normal value.

Who would you say is the most overrated player you've seen? For me, it's got to be Ibrahimovic. I've never seen him have a good game, EVER. From April 2010; Barcelona striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic very nearly covered less ground than his own goalkeeper in midweek against Internazionale according to damning post-match performance statistics. Barça have Leo Messi running on empty after 24 consecutive starts and are beginning to question Ibrahimovic's contribution after the mileage figures reinforced the impression that he was a passenger in the Champions League semi-final first leg. While players such as Xavi Hernandez, Pedro and Gerard Pique covered every blade of grass in the San Siro, Ibrahimovic was immobile and ineffective until being replaced midway through the second half having run only 300m further than Victor Valdes. The money he's commanded in transfer fees must be up there with the highest, I'd have thought. Absolutely shite.

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Technically that's bollocks. They'll not go down like, as much as I'd love it. There's some shite new posters on here like not yee Mac Toon but there are. If I had control of this board I'd give new posters a 4 week trial. By this kids reckoning 25 points is enough to keep you up. It'll be 38-40 this season imo. Remove them from here and bump them towards NO or ReadyToGo. Much of a muchness from what I've seen. It stands out a mile off who's got a clue and who's taalkin' shit on here. From what I've seen and I reckon it's plain to see there are a lot of undercover mackems on here or general wind up twats with nowt better to do. I kinda' know who's posts are worth reading and who's are best to keep scrolling past. At least there's a canny bunch who out the mugs.

Technically that's bollocks. They'll not go down like, as much as I'd love it.

Never felt nowt here. Can anyone remember the rumbles when Thermal Cyndicate used to blow? Pisses on any little quakes gan about.

Get in. Give him shite mate. How would he know anyway? I bet ye he spent his 'yoof' hanging aboot in Peckham Stairwells with a stone in his shoe.

Given the fact it's not going to be John Carver then I'd welcome Taylor. Although, soon as Pardew's inevitably sacked at some point during his 5.5 year contract, guess who'll be 'hoying his name in the hat' for the position. The board have probs been holding XFactor-esq auditions in the dugout with potential number2s performing acts. A roleplay, if you like.

If we all stopped going, would that be the end of NUFC? No fuckin' chance. The club would come back without question. It would go bust, and close. It would probably be sold for a fraction of what the fat gambler paid, and the club would be re-born. What division? I couldn't give a fuck what league, because I reckon the people would come back in their tens of thousands. Come back they would and up and up and up NUFC would go. They would, undoubtedly in my eyes, get to the Championshiop at least and, in time get back where they belong. However, folk hate the fat gambler yet still can't give up going to the match. "Match 22" ?? Heyyyyyyyyy, see what I did there...... I agree with what you're saying but as a collective group of fans that's never going to happen. Look at them in the ground. Couldn't give a fuck, hoying luke waam carling back and scoffin' balti pies. I bought a 3 year ST in one shot when all was rosy so I've paid to watch. I doubt I'll renew come the summer.

I don't know CT's reasons for stopping after Keegan left, but, it MUST'VE been as a 'fuck you' to The FCB. So, why d'you come across as an Ashley apologist? If we're being honest, you should hate him even more for what he's done since KK's departure. I'm totally confused so can you clarify your position on this? For me, I said I'd never go back after Keegan, after Hughton etc but I can't stop myself. I don't spend a penny in club shops or Sports Dire but still enjoy/love going to the match. As much as I fucking detest FCB, My love for the club is far greater than that hatred.

It's an honour to have him as club captain, I think. Obviously cares a great deal about the club and it's supporters. He seems to influence other players well. Whether he's the best captain we've had in living memory, I don't really know.

So no room for Gosling and Ben Arfa stuck out on the wing? Not seen nowt of Gosling yet so aint got a clue on him 'cos he's been injured so, no, I'd keep Nolan and Tiote in. Aye Ben Arfa on the left linking up with the attackers. If he can be 'stuck out on the left' like Bale does I'd be more than happy.

Didnt say we were, said we are about to have....... Andy Carroll Ben Arfa Dan Gosling Tiote Joey Barton David Bentley & Co Looks like its going to be a pretty exciting mix to me. All decent players but if I put this list up 2 years ago it should've been exciting Owen, Duff, Barton, Martins, Viduka, etc etc. All good on paper, different matter when they pull on the black n white stripes. I do admire your optimism though mate. You're right in underpinning we have a promising crop at the moment, just let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Nee Ferguson in your starting 11? Why the ejaculation over LuaLua? I'd have Harper, Jose, Collo, Willo, Simpson, Barton, Tiote, Nolan, Ben Arfa, Carroll and Shola. Or as we're the entertainers now, Ben Arfa in goal playing rush, Barton as a lone centre back with Messi, Kaka et al in a 9 man attack.

That is the most ridiculous comment I've read on here ever. Are you just a wind-up merchant, CT? You appear, on the surface, as the very thickest of shits. No offence but have you been sniffing glue? What has made you think we're the most exciting side since the entertainers? I'd fucking love to read your carefully considered thoughts on how your statement is correct. Please, enlighten us mere match-goers.

Back to the fresh air of the North East. It's a canny little jaunt down there, in fairness to Wigan. We went in a bar near the ground which was ALL Newcastle fans. Literally nee Latics anywhere to be seen. Imagine that at home man, say The Strawberry was full of away fans every game and none of us anywhere. Just wouldn't happen. Felt canny sorry for some of them, obviously proper football fans but so few on numbers it's quite embarrasing. 'there here, tha' there, tha' everyfuckinwhere, empty seats, empty seats'. I'm sure I've just heard Neil Warnock say 'sholas better technically than carroll and has better feet'. And that Neil, is the reason you're managing in the championship. We done exactly what was needed today. Didn't really play great and had to scrap through the majority but nonetheless, a vital three points towards stoppin' up. Beat West Ham on wednesdayand we'll be champion. Simpson done well positionally whenever they pressed us, cut out what could've been a decent opportunity first half when they tried to play a thru ball into our box. Harper had nowt to do on his return. Didn't think much of Tiote rolling aboot like a fanny near the end but he more than made up for that with his performance. Can't believe MOTD aint shown Barton's challenge. Not like them not to dive heed first onto a bandwagon. Was hardly a booking from where I was. I hear Andy Gray was saying he should've walked? The fucking stupid cunt. Routledge, in the words of Pards 'raped' them when he came on. This week they should have him skinning people down the right then actually whipping balls in so he get's that side of his game sorted. I like him as an attacking player. Mightn't have an end product but he gains us so much in direction of play and the area of the ball (i.e taking it away from danger) 'Tio Tio Tiote, Tiote, Tiote, Tio Tio Tiote, Tio Tiote'. A champion day al' round.

Just on the bus coming back now. Great day out. Cracking result. Their fans are shite, tbh. Tiny little singing corner and some cunt with a drum. Shola done well, despite people scapegoating him, Jonas and Rout. Lovenkrands not so well. Routledge looked dangerous when he came on. Lost count of the number of times he skinned his fan. A bit of work on his crossing and we might have a player. All in all, fuckin' owa the moon.

Take him all day long. Would be a great steal with we can get him

Just read this about Wigan this season ; '19 goals conceded in 10 games make the Latics the leakiest home defence in the top flight, while a tally of 10 at the other end is the second-lowest total, equal with Everton and one more than Birmingham City - both of whom have currently played a game fewer.'

Depends what happens tomorrow and against West Ham, who seem to be coming into a drop of form. I always fancy us against the undead due to their inferiority complex which is plain to see everytime we play them. Their home form's top class, tbf but they'll still be shitting themselves from what we done to them in October. 3-1 us.

Not alot has gone for us today. Got to win tomorrow, we're already deep in it.

Not sure how much of an impact a new manager will have... There isn't a war chest and the players they've got aren't that great, outside of Torres and Gerrard. Now, I'd be surprised if Torres' form improves dramatically enough to make a difference. I think it's more likely a moneybags club will throw a cheeky £35m or so for him and he'll fuck off sharpish. They've only got Torres and Gerrard who are top class. Torres only when he fancys it. He's obviously better off back in the sun and I reckon he'll be off to Real in the summer. I can actually see Gerrard leaving aswell. He'll achieve nowt else in his career there. Roy's inherited a poor squad full of half rate foreigners. Mass exodus in next year there. Bang: Torres just scored.

Dippers behind at home to Bolton. That'll be Woy on his way. Shame, I enjoy seeing them in turmoil. Worst Liverpool side in my lifetime, tbf.

John Smiths is absolutely liftin'. Must take a seasoned pallet to adapt to that abuse on a regular basis. Is grappa that one with lime, ice and it's really bitter? Think I fired a few of them into me a while back.