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He was out of this world. You have to look at what C. Ronaldo & Messi are doing now at their respective clubs mind. Both are all round better footballers imo. C.Ronaldo scores like 40+ swapping between upfront and the wing which is just sensational.

They have already put these wheels in motion with Pardew's Tiote comments of "I hope no one bids for him as we are not financially strong enough to hold on to our best players" or words to that effect.

Watched American History X last night. Is one of them films I have in circulation and watch probaly once a year and have done for as long as I can remember. I still can't bring myself to watch it when he tells the guy to bite the curb tho. Top Top quality film though

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God damn why can I not get the pictures to work on this site, anyone no what I am doing wrong (Shite with computers me like)

How about the Moon on a stick? I don't think that is appropriate, they look cheap and nasty to me:

I need to buy something original, i.e not chocolate flowers alcohol etc, and it's gotta be dirt cheap as we have a budget and it's gotta be from Tescos's and I can only get it this lunchtime. I am fucked aint I?

I wish these chink man u fans would piss off

Now I know that playing for England should be a priveledge, but it is certainly not compulsory. These players are paid by their clubs, bought and owned by their clubs. England do not pay to loan them out and only in extreme circumstances to they have any ramifications for plays obtaining injury or simply fatigue. The only option for the players will be to retire internationally every week then come back in when they can play. I bet if it were the other way round there is no way the kernts would be looking to make an example of Manu man Chris Smalling. Dickwads the lot of them. Define:Dickwad The tissue (kleenex) used to catch and mop the ejaculate after masturbating. The tissue is then wadded into a ball and disposed of. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport...nd-players.html </a>

when he twists and he turns pardew opens his wife's beef curtains shefki kuqi with a twist and a dash pards is right up her gash shefki kuqi Kuqi's slow cos he's fat Pardew's up his wifes Gwat Shefki Kuqi When he bearers down on goal Pards creams right up her hole Mrs Kuqi When Shefki hits both Bars Pardew hangs out her arse Mrs Kuqi

Absolute Belter

He really is quite fat and old Kuqi, Kuqi The Swans left him out in the cold, Kuqi Kuqi But Pards said son heres your last chance or you'll be fucking off to France Shefki Kuqi Newcastle's number 9 (Please say he hasn't been given the number 9 and this song never needs to be sung)

Shefki Shefki Shefki Shefki Shefki KKKKKKUUUUUUUUQQQQQQIIIII He's slow as fuck, he's slow as fuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkk

JUst borrowed book of eli and was thinking i may watch it tonight. Anyone seen it and is it any good? P.S Michael Clayton with George Clooney I watched last week and it is good but you need to stick with it as slow to get going but defo worth it

Good one. That has made my day

because with lovenkrands and a n other teenager upfront we would have no strength and be unable to hold the ball up. Every game would be like the fulham game. The whole squad is used to playing with a big lad upfront holding the ball up and we fail miserably when we try and play any other way. The young lads are simply too slight and weak with no experience of keeping hold of the ball

I no he is shite, obviously, but its a short term solution and we had the pick of a bad bunch having waited till after the transfer window. It is another body at the end of the day and only here till the end of the season.

Great post it has been fucking mental. If I was to pick holes mind we got beat away at West Brom not home...sorry

We should sell everyone apart from Tiote then justr find another 10 of them in deifferent positions for £3.5m

If we are going on record I really REALLY like him

Thats a shame... never been, where is it and what type of food? It's an Italian on Jesmond Road just near the punchbowl if you know it. Menu is still available online and is dirt cheap pizzas are like £4.95 and like I say, if it is open would highly reccommend it but I fear it may not be

Oasis, the girl in the dirty shirt

I would of recommended Santanas as was cheap good food and massive portions but it was shut when I went past last week and I have never seen it shut usually full to the brim every night. Can't of gone bust maybe they have gone on holiday or retired or summit. Any1 know? I used to love that place

Sorry, that banter really tickles me. Childish and I like it

Never seen it 28 seconds in... Thats gotta knack