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South Korea has been done before. We should head North. Who does that twat who cried at the World Cup play for? If you no anything about North Korea you will know one of them leaving that country to tell the truth about Kim Jong Ill is almost out of the question. They can't even watch foreign tv in case they find out the rest of the world is not living in an indoctrinated dictatorship. I can't see any of them being allowed to leave surely!

Sorenson N Shorey - Julian Dicks - Terry - Bruce D. Murphy - J. Wilshere - K. Henry - E.H. Diouf Owen - D. Holdsworth

The only thing I can see in his favour is his half time team chat against the Arse. The rest of the season is full of shit team choices, not forgetting the transfer window bollocks (Kuqi for Carrol? Top quality replacement from the resident rapist) The players have kept us up, along with the utter shite that inhabits the bottom 6 places of the PL. Mind you Ashley likes him so I can only presume he swallows. Shit team choices is a bit harsh. Not had a great deal to work with outside of the first 11. Any injuries and James Perch and Ryan Taylor coming in? haway man they aint his signing

Lack of ambition is the middle ground truth. That's not Andy's fault - he clearly has it. Moving to a liverpool side who at the time below us in the table and on the decline. Andy Carroll is a cunt! FACT! he didn't have to leave, he had a contract and demanded more, he could of had everything he had ever dreamed of as a lad at this club, he was playing in the only shirt he apparently ever wanted to play in. If it meant so much to him he would have just not agreed any terms with liverpool plain and simple. It was his choice Mike and Dekka love fans like you.

Lack of ambition is the middle ground truth. That's not Andy's fault - he clearly has it. Moving to a liverpool side who at the time below us in the table and on the decline. Andy Carroll is a cunt! FACT! he didn't have to leave, he had a contract and demanded more, he could of had everything he had ever dreamed of as a lad at this club, he was playing in the only shirt he apparently ever wanted to play in. If it meant so much to him he would have just not agreed any terms with liverpool plain and simple. It was his choice

The supanova is still available at about £85-120 a bottle (2010 release). I have a 12 y/o Ardbeg at home which is superbly peaty so this may be worth a look at if it is a good as you say. 60.1% is probably more than anything else I have I would have thought with the highest being the 57 degree North Talisker at 57% 1990 Laphroaig at 52.4% which i have not opened. I found the talisker at 57% better with a drop off water also as it brought out the flavour

Bushmills and Talisker in particular are quality (just off that list). If you can get me a bottle of the 18 year old of the latter I'll be your bestest friend. If you're on about nicking stuff to sell, the Jonnie Walker Blue label is over £100 a bottle. Never had it meself like. I have a bottle of 18yo talisker on the shelf at home along with a rather extensive selection I must admit. Islay whisky i pretty much my weakness in life. I have a 1990 laphroig sat at home gathering dust, bottle number 235 of 239 made and very much doubt it will get opened until something seriously worth celebrating happens. Jura is a good 'everyday' single malt with and although ardmore is a Highland it has the peat-smoke elements of Islay whisky which is the reason I like it so much. My faviourate 2 however are the Lagavulin 1994 Double matured distillers edition and the Laphroig Quarter cask (Better than the standard 10 year off the shelf).

Pope Fiction - The Pope entertains the masses in Vatican City with a stuttering rendition of Wind in the Willows read from his balcony. Forrest Dump - A rather specialist movie about a gentleman who enjoys curling one out on womens lady parts.

black cock down - Shola Ameobi gives up football to become a pornstar only to realise that he in fact can't get it up! The hamshank redemption - A man spends his life alone and with nothing else to do until suddenly he meets the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately he has used up his sperm quota and must abstain from any sexual contact in order to redeem himself in the eyes of the lord and be allowed to spend the rest of his life with his one true love.

aye sammy but who would want to make a kid off his sperm. The world would be a better place if he had actually died. Harsh but true

The shitmonks: a film which portrays the life of monks which regularly suffer from diarrhoea

tbf, if i had already seen a thred on it do you think i would have posted it again?

I am putting my neck on the line and saying I like it if real http://www.footballshirtculture.com/11/12-...irt-leaked.html

Its not harsh on here, it's just people are now starting to realise what some have been saying over and over for the last 2 years. He is not good enough and being quick and getting past people and then falling over every single time does not mean he has talent. It is not just after one bad game, it is after numerous games with very poor finishing and a general lack of ability, mix that in with a bad attitude and a lack of effort and it is clear he will go nowhere. He is made to look slighlty better when coming on as a sub and is full of energy when everyone else is knackered but for all his endeavours he has produced nothing with countless empty nets and one on one opportunities squandered. Even a reasonable future squad player would have produced more from the game time than he has so far. He had some opportunities in the championship last year and did nothing and he has shown no extra promise since then, in fact, he looks like he is going backwards. Add all of the above to the fact that eveyone at the club seems to imply that he is wasting his opportunity with a lack of effort etc and i think it is time we stopped paying him more money than he could ever dream of and sling him out on his arse. (Some of you may be able to tell from this I dont particularly rate/like the lad )

It's a cutthroat business, performances dictate actions. Then why the fuck are we still paying Alan Smith a wage? Cos he tried, unlike they lazy twat Ranger who obviously thinks he has made it when he clearly hasn't

Get rid, he is a joke both on and off the pitch by the looks of it. End of!

I saw that movie on .co.uk. My word it was emotional

I think the only reason Nolan struggles to get the credit he deserves is he is a bit like the darren bent of our club. Although Nolan tries hard apart from his goals he has very little effect on the game elsewhere. Don't take this the wrong way his golas have put us where we are and he would be in every week for as he is a great finisher gets in the right positions and a battler but not the complete midfielder like Joey Barton. To chose between the two would very very difficult as Barton has his assists and general persona but Nolans Goals. Priceless

French source. Some parts will be mis-quoted, taken out of context and probably tanslated to french and then back to english. He is right tho Gareth Barry nearly got palmed off to us as a left back not 6 years ago and is utter dog shit in my opinion. Plus I love Joey Barton

What is this arcade you speak of?

I thought she was with lamearse?

Ive never been out in Brum even though ive lived about an hour away all my life! I am of course in the Away end! What about you? Your not sat with the scummy brummies are you? Ye in the away end mate I can't stand being in the wrong end tbh cos it does my head in when others do it. I was surprised how easy it was to get tickets for this one tbh but with them being in the shit it wouldbe nice to get one over them after the other season.

How do Jim lad, welcome. I am fairly new myself but they are a decent bunch on here. I am going although Sky moving it nearly buggered it up for me but managed to work around it. Going out in Brum on saturday for the first time properley (been down boradstreet after a conference beforehand but going with a brummy this time so I am sure will go to some better spots) Are you gonna be in the home or away end?

so you want to boycott Cruise Clothing who had nothing to do with taking the banner down, their advertising goes into the coffers of YOUR club, NUFC have to protect their sponsors advertising space as that’s where they get their sponsorship from. And you want stir up a boycott of an innocent business that sponsors your club? — try upping your medication lad. Couldn't av put it better myself

There's a reason for that: it's because he's worked harder on his talent than you could ever imagine, having coasted through life solely on the reputation of having an above-average sized penis. Who's laughing now? Wayne Rooney is one of the top-earning sportsmen in the world. What gives you the right to judge the man? You try living with some council estate bint who is too busy spending your hard-earned cash on plastic surgery and building a career designing handbags for fucking Asda to have sex with you, in the palatial marital home you bought after grafting your fucking arse off. I'm not surprised he is sexually frustrated living with that selfish, uptight cow. "FUCK? WANNA FUCKKK??!!" "Not right now wayne, I'm writing my new masterpiece, 'Coleen's Real Style'". "FUCKKKKKK112" And you're judging the man for a meager bout of profanity. Shameful. I very much enjoyed the hypocritical nature of that response