ToonMarshy

Fuck me sideways, horror tackle and a half. Glad Bardlseys off. that was fucking unnecessary

@OptaJoe Opta Sports 23 - Sunderland have now failed to keep a clean sheet in any of their last 23 meetings with Newcastle in all competitions. Expected.

Just want to point out to everyone that as of this minute, newcastle are top of the premier league! Wont stay like that of course, but it's nice to dream :3

Fraid not mate Ryan Taylor free kick special, curled it into the top corner, keeper had no chance Fucking beauty

Can anyone else see them dropping like flies here and getting a penalty decision? Surprised Webb made the right choice with the tiote tackle tbh

Wait for them to tire out a bit first. At this rate the only thing that's gonna tire is the corner spot and our defence

And no changes at half time :/ get marveux on ffs

Not looking great so far, Colo again doing the duties and keeping us in it (kruls been class too) but they are getting closer and closer as the match goes on. We need to come out the gates with a more attacking mentality, we need to stop giving them so much fucking possession and get some fire in our bellies. They have had the lions share in the first half, but given that they shouldve had larrsson off and a penalty against them, honestly think the whole attitude of the match couldve changed by now. Just up to Pardew , Barton and Colo to make it happen manually over half time.

Bloody hell

Not made a tit of meself in this thread yet so go ahead and throw me down for Barton joining Nolan at West Ham before the end of this window

Fancy a scrappy 2-1 win for us, or a score draw. Either twin ameobis to rule, or Ba to open his account

Balotelli looked like a man watching his first team place slip away..

Agueros a bastard :/

Sunderland 1 Newcastle 2 Arsenal 1 Liverpool 1 Everton 1 QPR 1 Norwich 0 Stoke 2 Swansea 1 Wigan 3 Wolves 0 Fulham 2 Villa 1 Blackburn 0 Chelsea 2 WBA 1 Bolton 0 Man City 1 Man Utd 2 Tottenham 1 Also could do with the citeh - swansea score staying as is

Jesus i could not have got it more wrong if i tried..... Im starting my "Guess the results incorrectly" league

I predict no matter what the result is, You'll still be an inferior wum based club, clinging on to a last minute equaliser as the highlight of a season - and you'll still go home and smash your sisters back doors in

Posted in they 'style thread' but i'll dump here for relevancy, I really rated what i saw of Obertan yesterday, I knew he had a bit of pace on him etc - but didn't realize just HOW fast he was. There was one point where a dead ball went over to their corner flag with the defender jogging after it, Obertan Lashed it from the half way line , beat the defender, nicked the ball, kept it in and passed it off. Was probably the biggest roar from the crowd in the entire match! Had a lovely little flick pass in their area to Cabaye as well! Cabaye showed flashes of what i saw at the leeds match, lots of committing tackles, lots of ground covered, but just looked a little out of it yesterday tbh. Hopefully with a couple more games he'll get used to PL play but i liked what i saw, bar a couple of misplaced passes. Barton was great for maintaining the ball but christ he gave away more daft passes than anyone else yesterday, and his free kicks/corners were very under par. Again, hopefully something that will warm up as we go on. Defence was outstanding though, Simmo stood off a bit too much (as usual) but Coloccinni and Staylor looked more solid than i've ever seen, had an answer for EVERY Arsenal attack - That being said, if they'd not decided to take too many touches in the area and actually pulled the trigger a few times, they would have probably scraped a goal, which highlights our main issue for this season. Ba STILL looked rusty as fuck, where the hell are our goals coming from :/

Agreed Sammy, though Obertans pace fucking blew me away. There was one point where a dead ball went over to their corner flag with the defender jogging after it, Obertan Lashed it from the half way line , beat the defender, nicked the ball, kept it in and passed it off. Was probably the biggest roar from the crowd in the entire match! Had a lovely little flick pass in their area to Cabaye as well!

Pretty much summed it up for me Decent day overall for my fantasy team as well - bar the fact i had fucking Gervinho in it >:|

Suarez 1-0 Bar the penalty miss, good start for my dream team

I reckon even if he does he'll be out before the end of the window - next week at latest. Really beginning to get a sickening feeling in my stomach about this season now ; Losing one or two players? Okay that kind of sucks Having them be star performers and no replacements drafted in (not to mention our long awaited striker) - okay well given our management i can see how that could happen. Selling your best/only left back the day before the first match of the season - Okay this is getting ridiculous (without trying to sound too doom mongering here) Selling 5/6 of the first team squad with 'every-man' replacements like raylor and guthrie to carry us through, and no replacements lined up. with the last few being AS the season kicks off? :lol:

If this is true then we are officially fucked this season. What a fucking shambles that horrible pie stuffing cunt has turned our club into

Done and done fella, best of luck! x

From Jonas Un amigo que se va, lo mejor en esta nueva etapa jose. A friend gone, the best in your new club jose.