ToonMarshy

The old 'Million monkeys' statement is obviously not holding up its end of the bargain here. Endless seas of unwashed and still they can't even grasp basic punctuation or grammar. Credit where credit is due though, between the one shared typewriter their collective food stamps could muster, they've at least learnt how to emulate more intellectually capable beings by copying out thing's already printed. All falls apart as soon as they have their own input however. Nevermind, I'm sure they'll have plenty of time to reflect next season when they are once again pants down humiliated by an exciting young and superior northern side, whilst their much celebrated 30+ year old "shite half of Man utd" trophy signing huff and wheeze around the pitch chasing after the 'crocks' of marveux and Arfa! (says a lot that the best i've ever seen o'shea perform was a stand in for keeper position for the latter half of a match) Mouth is literally watering at the thought of it already!

Divvn't be daft! As a fellow long and curly sporter (ooh er) Take pride in the fact that pardew has obviously seen the influence such a wonderful hairstyle has over people. The song's sung at you by the crowd! The way it flows so wonderfully through the air! Im just looking forward to all the new chants (led by ketsbias wonderful example) being slung around at pretty much any ground when you visit the bar at half time!!

Haha - I love it when one of the incestors pops up on the board. I liked the part where he repeated what tom said in a sentence and then acted as if that was some kind of counter point. Heed my advice matey, go and take your pc down to the cash exchange and go buy yourself a multi-pack of duracells for your mothers rubber friend. Word on the street is that you aint got enough left in you to keep her satisfied ever since your sister/daughter popped

Clichy just confirmed moving over to city with us firm runners for bridges signature-

Dad was in the forces, born in Cyprus

To be fair - as the lesser known north east club. You boys should be thanking us, more advertising for you. As it stands people reckon you are just the chinese knock off geordies

Awwwwww

Also, Fowler just said that Carroll may have been nicked while on holiday. Call it sour but i would live it to be true !

Was k-o'd from the outside world for a couple of months at the end of the year with kidney stones and operations. Needed to be keeping up with the football news and had a gander round the net. This place seemed to be the one with the most activity (and character) with the least retard quota. Lurked for a few weeks, then signed up and continued to lurk

Jesus, desite his talent (and aforementioned potential ben arfa link up) I really can not get over that "no need for a big club right now" comment, is he really that much of a cunt?

Pretty much took the words out of my mouth

Haha - turns out he's off to meet Morrissey - Not actually as shocked by that as i thought i would be xD

or nothing to do with football? True that, in fact he does have a kid on the way doesnt he?

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Just had best phone of my life.......... Could be good or bad news for our side i guess

Easy now rude boi! The internet and alcohol are best not mixed!

Aah waz there when Amaazmoaah Gyaaaan said he wanted to gan ta Spurs Aah waz there when 10'000 of me mates watched it in tha pub on dodgy foreen telly rather than gannin to the match Aah waz there when they ran out of cheesy chips Knew he'd pipe down at the mention of that

To be fair, was behind the net when he nodded the ball past birmingham at st andrews. Rose like a salmon he did. Was a crucial win for us that! just coulda done it more often!

Nah - he's there to fund his alcoholic podge face - in all honesty if you wanna end this someone just whip out the sunderland season ticket renewal vid. There's no coming back from that.

And you'd know all about those 'Magical Europeans' wouldn't you pal! Got you pegged (innuendo implied) Also, i'd say we've had a fair few more stunning matches in that range than your lot could even count (assuming you can count) Catch you in Milan matey

Bored with the lack of anything interesting on your side of the pond? not surprised tbh

Now then, RexHammer. Nail on heed there. You got incredibly lucky with Ba's fitness. He's struggled with it all through his career, so he'd be a guaranteed perma-crock here. To be honest mate. If his knee was going to give in on anyone, it would of been West Ham. Most of our signings of late have been injury prone or decide to sustain a long term injury just after putting pen to paper. I have heard that Ba's knee injury is over exaggerated and that the effects will only kick in later on, but whether or not this is true.... I dunno. Welcome to the forums matey. And nee doubt if we do end up lucky enough to have ashley and co allow us to bring in Ba, we'll get another 'legitimate tackle on a new signing' a la Ben arfa - and that will kick off the knee xD (not still bitter like)

May as well just buy yerself a Newcastle shirt matey, at this rate - you'll be supporting last seasons toon team !

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Simpsons been spamming a lot of pro-toon propaganda over the past couple of days, dannysimpson12 Danny Simpson Toon black n white army dannysimpson12 Danny Simpson 2nd best day of my life afte beatin a certain team 5-1 dannysimpson12 Danny Simpson Got so much love 4 the toon army #nufc He's either found the easy way to placate people on twitter, or the heats getting to him