ToonMarshy

i want this guy to commentate on everything ever

Given the level of humour found amongst your dirty little lot, i'm not surprised

Don't know if he's got the smarts to deliver that level of sarcasm like.

Ranger reminding us all that he's here for at least another 5 years. Whats the over/under on him still not netting a first team PL goal in that time?

Johnny Borrell - and Bob geldoff, for better or worse (note that if you have longish curly-ish hair, you will look like every musician of that ilk regardless of facial structure)

at least 2 things, if that pictures anything to go by

Not bad for a one armed lass!

I'd say it's more a 'casual' racism than a full blown epidemic

Haha -cheers fellas , been a fairly calm (though much needed) weekend, now to try and think of the excuses for my unavoidable 'headache' at work in t'mornin

The whole thing is tragic from start to finish - really do hope something comes out of it from the club. R.I.P fella, what a fucking shame.

Eurgh, im sorry - still hungover from the birthday lash last night - ignore me

On a sunday 0_o - i want the mail where you live!

Haha, brilliant - poor sod just cant stop getting himself into bother! (or desperate trash media using everything he says as a story excuse)

Jesus, sounds about right from what i've heard about that place. As i mentioned - im going up with a few lads form the area that are also leeds fans, and well be all together before and after the game - so im fairly sure we shouldnt get all that much grief, but aye i wouldn't be surprised for there to be even worse trouble at elland road than at darlo. And it'll more than likely be those yorkshire cunts that start it off.

Other prats in my area finally got their shit together and committed so 6 of us got them ordered last night. Couple of hour train journey but will be worth it! Only concern is some of the shadier leeds fans might fancy a bit of aggro at our expense after the darlington bullshite. Could do without another 'embarrassing toon show' tbh. That being said, besides the 6 of us toon coming up theres another 2 mates that are leeds fans, could really do with smashing them - listening to them moan about leeds and their 'big club' and 'deserve to be in the premier league and could beat any team in there on a day' all fucking season does my nut in. Course guaranteed if we win it'll be "of course you did, you're a premier team with players like Barton and Ben arfa" daft bastards.

Not the first time i've heard someone say he was a standout player last night. Whether it were a case of being one of the more 'settled' players on the pitch, or whether it was because of the (ne offence to them like) lesser opposition remains to be seen. I'd love to think hes got over his injuries after last season, built himself back up better and stronger and the threat of transfer has kicked him into playing out his skin. But given how on and off he's been with us (mainly off) i'll remain skeptical until he shows some consistency!

You Do The Sammi Ameobi and you invade the pitch. Thats What its all about!!

Gonna be a hell of a lot more 'exciting' than old crocks who used their best years up at manure - that's for sure. We made that mistake once with Smith, doubt we'd be daft enough to do it again! Tell you what though, the unwashed have been very ambitious in the window so far, following in liverpools footsteps of paying stupid money for players that aren't even gonna get you into europa! Your fans must be foaming at the gash for the season to begin.

Apparently West ham have put in an offer for gradel, hammers might not need smithy boy after all! Leeds on the other hand...

Another one for the prediction thread?

Herp a derp

Elbowed??? Harper was pushed by a kid. He then fell to the floor like he had been shot. Ah - apologies, i saw the original quote as 'bruce having intelligence in the transfer window' and thought we were making over exaggerated falsities. Underlying point still stands though.

Is that the same way as your little incestuous mate (the penny has dropped! it was you wasn't it!) elbowed steve Harper in the back of the head as a response to Newcastles recent creativity in the 'making you lot look like the worthless bunch of tossers you really are' market?

No its just that most of you cant accept the truth He did say that....he wont invest it on players.....conclusion? ............. Herp a derp

Just love how they are so obsessed they can remember every one of the toons quotes, spendings and signings Want me to throw a black and white shirt your way matey?