ToonMarshy

Only 5 minutes in but they are already causing more issues than im happy with

Couldn't agree more - the things they did to that poor laddy are beyond redemption and clearly they have not learnt their lesson if they still think breaking the law in a sickening manner is acceptable. The only issue being that if the identities are made public - it will become a situation where the only solution as far as the fuzz are concerned is to lock em back up again indefinitely (which i would welcome tbh) Reminds me of when it turned out Maxine Carr was working in our local branch of morrissons a couple of years back doing night shifts, amount of people that were calling to get at her was insane - not actually sure what they did with her in the end

According to the lass that was tending to me there's quite a few different things that can cause them including ; 1: Sometimes peoples bodies naturally overproduce things which lead to crystallized kidney stones and work their way out of your body, they can kind of keep it in check with drugs but you are pretty much a slave to it if this is the case. 2: Changes in country / location - Things like moving to a different part of the country or another country altogether can have an effect on your body, the harshness of water is one thing that can cause the forming of stones 3: Bad Diet with regards to drinks and fluids (drinking loads of coke and energy drinks with no water) can cause it 4: illness side effects. Basically avoiding it is just a case of soft water, not drinking crap and a little bit of look Unfortunately for people like me and fist, we lacked the luck Also unfortunately, the lady also said stones are very rarely a one off occurrence, could be 5 days, weeks months or decades, but they usually come back around!

Spent 4 months in and out of hospital last year with kidney stones, bastards broke em up so they were too big to pass out, but too small to operate on! became an absolute ball ache flittering from home to hospital on morphine drips for them to scan over and over and over Ended up with stent tubing running through the vast majority of me innards and out me nob - waking up in puddles of me own piss and blood for a good couple of weeks until they deemed it necessery to go in and remove the fucker - whilst i was still friggin awake. Eventually passed through but honestly the single most painful experience of me life. would NOT wish it on anyone, Mackem or nay.

Based on the above showing - i'll take 5

Yet another match where both teams were abysmal, both teams below par - but we miss out because the referee obviously has a tenner on the dippers making it to the europa. Same old fucking story, theres no way we deserved to win that, but it's telling that apart from the typical '8 out of 10 times krul is in goal we will concede a deflection' goal - all of liverpools greatness was gifted from the ref

Jesus christ ranger is a plonker aint he http://yfrog.com/h888miyj

Christ, based on that performance i dont even want to THINK about the Liverpool game - if they keep todays level of finishing up, and we keep ours? its gonna be a bloodbath! hope i'm wrong though! Any word on how bad the Nolan 'injury' was?

4 minutes = eternity right now

Custard down custard down!

Stomach is churning right now - please god let us have this one!

Close from ireland Looks like were throwing caution to the wind and chasing the win - just hope it doesnt cost us, they are gonna be hitting the wings HARD

Tiotes Customary yellow card rota filled for this match

Defence can't hold this up forever surely? we need a goal to give them some relief

Fuck sake loverly hands Our lack of finishing prowess is gonna cost us

They are starting to get a grip on the match now, come on newcastle! divvnt let up now!

Jonas having a blinder so far

Tiotes recreating his screamer haha

Game over for bolton now surely?

Get in chelsea!

Because then i would know for sure they were fake? at least when it comes from someone else there's always a small chance (sometimes INCREDIBLY small) that there may be an element of truth to it? Hell, one bloke (albeit with a bit more clout behind him) half heartedly mentions enriques definitely off and half the internet and sports world goes into overdrive and gets at each others throats, im willing to hold out for a little bit of 'optimistic' rumour

True the blokes headlines are sensationalist at the best of times - and everything is taken with a massive pinch of salt - but in all honesty im that desperate for any kind of sign that reinvestment is taking place (or at least better planning) that i'm willing to dive head first into any potential transfer INTO the club, and roll around holding it like a pig in mud squealing with joy. But it has to be like - a U-boats worth of salt.

And i hope to god that he means it this time!

oh god, this hangover is making me dumber than usual - any way to edit titles?