ToonMarshy

Wonder how much of it is him trying to force himself out of there and how much of it is him just being generally pap?

sammy doing next thread too yeah?

Perez on his own playing centre back in a 1 - 8 - 1 formation to take advantage of our "we have double the amount of midlfield players and wingers than we need but nobody at the back" tactical mentality (with mitro up front on his own to poke the ball either side of an open goal)

swansea swinging a win too

Thank you for reminding me of cacapa

Aye - just a few blogs and echo accounts flashing it now - didnt even get to 'unrealistic bid / couldnt get it across the line' stage man http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/eng/newcastle-enters-race-for-romas-doumbia-the-latest/

Well apart from some geezer flashing around that 'supposed news' and a few toon transfer pages echoing I cant see anything backing it one way or the other - except the geezer on transfer live saying they had newcastle news incoming. That being said - i'm fairly sure this lad is out on loan at the moment. Could be mistaken like - but fuck it at this point i'd send a member of the board up there to play alongside mittro if it kept cisse / riviere off the pitch.

Breaking Toon transfer news from sky coming up apparently. Italian sky reckons its the undisclosed bid for Duombia

Reminds me of drogba in that way - absolute diva and cunt of a man on the pitch, but apparently quite the charity worker and humanitarian off it. Depending on who you listen to of course.

Wait, who are we going to lump corners at now, then sob uncontrollably when 1 in every 5 beats the first man, but the opposition get a free kick because williamson cant head a ball without fouling? I don't think I can cope with this brave new world

Pouring one out for my homie iron mike tonight. I still remember those two... maybe three good games he had? Who becomes our new perchino / iron mike now?

Know a few leeds fans that are all miserable bastards if you mention football to them, will bring up them being 'rightful european champions that were robbed' However seem to take a weird self deprecating tone about themselves where they will regularly spout about 'not being famous anymore' and 'we all hate leeds scum' as soon as anyone begins to even think about bring critical of them. Also have a weird penchant for believing their rivalry with man utd still holds any relevance at all - even though the majority of manchester fans i know havent even thought about leeds for about a decade. Odd bunch that lot

But did the attendant mention how well the duck played?

This has all got too meta for me

4 with two assists - waterlogged pitch helped him like

Unwasheds website wanking themselves silly over the 'imaginary' game that they are commenting on watching - twitter folks taking their posts and throwing them out as if they are the actual results in play I doubt we'll ever find out the result if theres no press etc allowed in there, cannat see six finger sammy from kfc round the corner being allowed in to livetweet the 5th fletcher goal xD

Real Sophies Choice there! Maybe he can hook up with his bestie over at palace and play left back?

And people wonder why teams end up shopping for 4 million quid gambles from french / dutch leagues. Not a terrible player - but not exactly what we need (would like a finishing striker and somebody to cover defence please) And definitely not worth 12 million - bloody english premium forcing mental money. Ashley must be genuinely shitting himself about not getting next seasons sky money package. Don't think any amount of spending this season is gonna cover up the lack of investment that got us here over the past 5 years, especially if its 12 mil a pop for question marks like townsend.

I can see a gutsy performance and a draw. But i would love to be proven wrong, if we can play like the first 35 minutes of the west ham game and convert a few more chances (a la the norwich game) i'll feel a lot more comfortable that we are capable of getting points regularly than getting 'the poitns that merit the effort' once every four or five games.

Couple of london 'ITK' types saying the townsend deal is now moving towards a loan deal for remainder of the season with 12m buyout at the end. Not the worst outcome if this has any truth to it.

Are they genuinely trying to make the cabella purchase look not so ridiculous by one upping the stupidity involving thauvin?

Finally escaped from his Jesmond Hotel?

shit :/

If i didnt sleep between now and the weekend i reckon i could pass for Darren Peacock