ToonMarshy

Atkinson reffing. Thats another red for us on the day I do hope they have nial quin on the commentary again.

To be honest we've been saying that for about 2 seasons about every game in general

Not the players fault if all the schoolgirls are 'massive lads fans'

I'd love to say that a new manager (actual manager this time) bounce, along with returning players and being at home after a pretty improved performance would be enough to at LEAST get a point against sunderland. Problem is we are coming in on probably the worst run of results I can remember for quite some time and with mojo at a pretty much all time low, all i can see is all of our optimism being dashed by getting spanked another 3 nil or beyond that to firmly put a nail in this miserable season coffin - or us battering them the entire game and failing to score (again) only to be undone by something really fucking dumb (offside goal, bad penalty call, stupid sending off, wind carries ball from kickoff into our net) and leaving empty handed. Im not entirely sure which of those would annoy me more!

Though beatings off both of them would make that a little steeper a mountain to climb!

Wait - sorry folks - I thought i was going to manage the Newcastle jets! - rafa in approx 4 hours

Still think it is far too late to save the season if this goes through - we just dont have the games left to safely secure ourselves - especially when bournemouth are making lines away and sunderland will fluke their way to safety via another 3 points against us / a beach ball / a paedophile. Think our safety could very well be out of our hands and rely totally on other teams dropping harder than us. Will benitez help make that more likely by us not dropping it so hard in the remaining 10? Hopefully. Will it be enough? I honestly dont know

Looks like hartlepools assistant manager is in for a bit of a rough time.

every time we get the ball in their half nobody moves, bloody statues, nobody is even attempting to give us a pressing opportunity

bwahaha, couldn't write it

God they are gonna sack him and bring carver back arent they

we will draw to bournemouth in our next game, then lose to city, sunderland and the game after - at that point relegation is all but guaranteed.

Yup - They knew that he'd done it, they just didnt know he was gonna fess up. Typical only sorry because you got caught scenario here. Classy fuckers

I personally like the "Some documents were received relating to the case" Not mentioning the fact that they knew he had at least kissed her in may - not even to deny the fact - then throwing vagueness like that out. The clubs as guilty as he is man, bunch of paedo lovers the lot of them

"sure thank god you got him guys! good job we didnt have anything to do with helping him prolong this or use him to escape relegation or anything, whooo-eee no sir! ah well, bad guy goes to jail and everyone is happy! punch anyone? lovely fruit punch right over here!"

Townsend and Cisse apparently looking doubtful tonight according to the chronicle

spit take all over me desk - -you bastard

Probably aggravate the injury enough to ensure lascelles is there to be rinsed in the derby

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20160223/united-receive-coloccini-scan-results_2281670_5368405 Reckon they are pushing for him to be ready for stoke, injury not as bad as first thought.

Just came across this site that takes any 'incorrect' decisions by referees that can be confirmed by video evidence in every game for each premier league match week, and then provides a "if we had video ref's / all decisions were right" version of the premier league. Not surprised that Leicester would be trailing a little due to their offside goals sticking a lot more than most - am surprised that despite higher points for everyone in the bottom (except villa) the actual position of the clubs doesnt change much and difference in points from 19th up is so tight. http://thehpl.net/

1-2 to newcastle

Fuck sake this is sammys fault like

Fuck it - we'll take it, 2-1 down at half time, 2-4 win for us overall