StoneColdStephenIreland

Fuck it, just gan out and attack them, we'll get battered if we just sit back and defend with the players we've got available.

WTF has Dave Whelan been smoking? Of course the little cunt meant it, you never, ever go in to tackle a player that high and that forceful with the studs showing. It was reminiscent of Keanes tackle on Haaland the way he went in and the way impact was made.

It could be worse mentally for the lad when he comes back as well. Hopefully he's strong mentally when he returns or it could be a longer recovery for him.

He should never have started against Anzhi especially if Jonas and Shola were left out because their pitch could aggravate an injury.

Hopefully Spurs and Chelsea draw each other and I'll take one of either Rubin, Fenerbahce or Basel. If we can beat Anzhi we can beat one of those 3.

I thought was Taylor MotM, followed by Jonas, he looked a new player as a CM tonight. Anyone got that gif of Pardews face photoshopped over somebody dancing, please and thanks you.

Sissoko will bend the rules to his will, so it'll be him, Haidara plus 1 more

First away game of the season that I'm going too. Hoping for a good performance and a result, but not expecting much if I'm honest. Wouldnt mind seeing Tiote back for Perch as he'll keep things alot simpler than what he was doing at the begiining of the season playing in a 3 man midfield, but I'm not sure how willing Pardew will be to change a winning formula.

Villa got smashed in the first half against us and they went 5-3-2 and got overrun everywhere. Watch that first half again and tell me the positives of going 5-3-2, there are none.

Makes you think that if we had of got Remy in, if these signings would have been possible?

Get in, we're gonna have a canny team on FM now like I've missed the "No Limit" Nolan song so I reckon I could be belting out a "MO MO, MO MO MO MO, MO MO MO MO, MO MO, MO SISSOKO" Come the spurs away game

Would have liked someone like Doumbia/Gomis in. I'm guessing Gouffran will probably play on the wing of a 4-3-3 as well

Fuck him! Onto the next target, who I hope we have lined up but thinking about it who is out there? Graham, Doumbia (even though he's at the ACN), Guidetti, Wolfswinkel, Gomis, Aubameyang. They're the only ones that spring to mind

Think it's a bit of a non-starter tbh. Even though he has shown he's world class here, PSG are more likely to go for more fashionable/bigger name players with money being no object to them. Plus its just the player declaring he'd one day like to go there, if it was PSG declaring there interest in him then I'd start to worry.

CT cementing his place as the thickest fucker on here when it comes to football. When Ferguson starts and plays shit it's Pardews fault. When Jonas doesnt play, we attack for 90 minutes (Which CT says we should do every game) and get beat, it's Pardews fault. Obertan played yesterday who he said should start, yet he played shit and we don't hear a peep out of him about Obertan and only about Jonas. Marveaux started yesterday, didnt have the best of games and we still don't hear a peep out of CT about his performace either. He advocates Pardew should be sacked, but can't answer who to replace him with and replies "HE'S FUCKING OUT THERE LADS, DIVN'T WORRY, CT'S GOT THIS SHIT LOCKED DOWN" Not only that but all he goes on about is getting crosses into the box. IF IT WAS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE CT, EVERY FUCKING TEAM WOULD DO IT. Stop trying to simplify football when you know nothing about it. FUCK!

No chance Graham will come here just to sit on our bench, he'll have more chance of a game staying at Swansea. Not only that but I doubt we'll see us splash out on another striker to sit on our bench when a defender or two are needed.

That Okore is class on FM. Get the fucker in already.

Nee point fucking about, we need to get players in as soon as possible. We're a 3rd of the way through the transfer window and theres no movement into the club or anything close to getting someone in, yet we've already lost our top striker and possibly our Strongest defender. With three winnable games coming up we need a morale boost or this season could get even uglier and fast. The board have to realise they cannot fuck about angling for the best deals, we need players in and we need them now!

Y'all ready for "We didn't feel the need to push for any deals as Taylor and Yohan will be like 2 new signings"

He was caught 2 on 1, if he went with the overlapping player, whoever had the ball would have had a tonne of space. If anyone is to blame it should be Cisse for not tracking Zabaleta (I think it was him who put the cross in)

Want to see us go 4-3-3, if we go 4-4-2 it'll give them too much room and Toure will run the show from midfield, which he probably will anyway. I'd also bench Cisse as both him and Ba wont see enough of the ball in the game so I'd just stick with Ba. Keep the same back 5 with Tiote, Anita and Jonas CM's With Marveaux and Ben Arfa on the wings

you are the most contradictory, immature, disease infected son of a bitche ive never met in my entire life. with the exception of a few, i would never do anything to help you. if you were dying of thirst i would spit in your mouth and bitch-slap you. if you needed a ride, id hit you with my car, back up and do it again. if you needed directions, id send you straight to hell. if you were held hostage, id call in SEAL team 6, fast rope from a Blackhawk just to tell you "no, i dont know that feel bro", then go back in the chopper and go home to sleep soundly to the thoughts of your beheading and subsequent video posting on liveleak. if you were fighting 1k Agent Smiths, id get some popcorn and enjoy your beatdown. if you had a headache, id carve our your eyeballs with a rusty spoon and skull-fuk you while saying singing the cupcake song.

Fuck it. Bring back LeazesMag, a debate about the Halls and Shepherd is better than the shyte thats been recently posted about Pardew/Jonas/Ferguson.