jonasjuice

Ice rink is not a vacuum environment.

The thing is as well, thinking about it they always say there's no gravity on the moon. If this is true then it's not being pulled to Earth and if something extremely heavy landed on it at great speed then it would surely be knocked out of it's 'orbit' or whatever

Same principles.

Have you ever tried lighting a firework in a dyson ya phucking Gabby gullible?!?!?

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Hundreds and Thoushands - not all they claim...

This may have been covered but, do you think beings from other planets have visited us wolfy? I've actually heard some convincing things about things like that being covered up.

Loving this wolfy most successful WUM ever?

Put short term sterilisation chemicals in all alcoholic beverages

If it hadn't been for the nazi's, eugenics would be a topic of at least lukewarm discussion. When I was at university one of my lecturers said with rising populations we will need to take a serious look at options regarding breeding control within a few generations.

Reeeaaaaaaaally wasn't sure where to put this so mod as you wish (best of youtube, funny pics... belta minge?!?), and I'm guessing links are out of the question, but just google 'top 10 porn fails' and click the first link wailing with laughter at number 2!! Edit: as if it needs to be said, NSFW

Dam MF!

Neymar might have hit puberty by then like. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey I made a funny :banana:

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Have to say I've utterly loved every second (bar Sheeran and Georges second song), just been a cheery happy end to a great 2 weeks. Not meant to be Glastonbury.

Anyone ever been to see Stomp? Enjoying it as part of the ceremony but can't see how it could stretch to a 90min-2 hours show and maintain interest

The next time someone flounces, can we all just agree to greet the post with deafening silence?? He's probably got this open in one window and Runescape in the other, shovvelling down Tesco Value pasties and loving the attention.

Well, charts much better than my hard-to-type business selling fake images of furniture particles. Futon Photon Faux Photos. G'nite folks

hesitantly went to a cheesy 90's bar recently and have to confess they, along with Whigfield and whoever the hell sings the Macarena contributed to a surprisingly great night. Not to mention...

Oedipus

To put it in perspective, if for the sake of argument you didn't support any team in the Premier League and you played for Celtic, if a you heard a team who had for the first time in years got a Europa League spot in Germany was interested in you, you'd be flattered and want to go, but if you heard Real Madrid were also monitoring you but maybe weren't quite sold on you yet, you'd go to Germany and have it in the back of your mind that if you do well you could earn a move to Madrid. His only crime is not being media savvy/bright enough to realise not to say it to a journalist.

He was obviously unwise to say it, but in all honesty I like his ambition. It's not like to he'll be swanning around for a year or two then walk away, if he want's a move somewhere like that he'll have to earn it, and I'd be very happy to see a player earn such a move by being a rock for us.

Acuna.

A good WUM is subtle, funny and provocative. These are qualities you are yet to achieve.