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A good entry for Up The Arse Corner. Oba seems pleased with it anyway.

You hypocritical shite... Yep (lock it now lock it now lock it now!!!)

I would have thought a responsible Guardian reading puff like you would have been more conscious of his carbon footprint. Internal flights indeed! Pssht. If I don't buy the ticket some Telegraph-reading het will only do it instead. Might as well get the benefit.

1. I just baked a tray of flapjacks and they are goooood. 2. I also just booked my trip home for the Man City game at the end of March. 3. I was surprised to note that BA are stopping their Newcastle-Gatwick route, which is being picked up by jet2 instead. Since jet2 are charging more than BA ever did, I'll be slumming it on a (still not exactly cheap) GNER jobby instead. Oh well. 4. I'm considering selling vast swathes of my Eurovision collection on eBay since some people appear to be stupid enough to pay good money for it. 5. I just now received a spam with the subject line "Drugs for long fucking".

Oooh, so close. Unless you were describing the fella who scored the own goal.

So they can sulk and insult people at the same time? I suppose it's efficient...

Quoting from comedy shows is for geeks though. Quoting from Seinfeld is for geeks. Because only geeks watch it. But at least none of those geeks have surreptitiously signed up to a Newcastle forum as The Soup Nazi.

Quoting from comedy shows is for geeks though.

...est mort, vive le Turd Ferguson!

Yeah, I don't remember it being called anything other than a wobbleboard.

Ahhh noice. When I walk to the tube from here I get an eyeful of Cannery Wharf (and its neighbours) if I go to New Cross and the Gherkin if I go to New Cross Gate. The view from this ground floor window's less impressive though.

Just chucked it into Google. "Presentación del nuevo skyline de Barcelona. La idea, el proyecto, fotos, animaciones y planos." I don't speak a word of Spanish but even I understand that. Anyway, it's no Gherkin.

I'm sure I've seen that pattern on an IKEA tablecloth.

I'm glad I've never been with a Frenchman if they're all that pointy.

Bloc Party - I Still Remember Woohoo for teenage gay crush songs in mainstream music! Just a pity about the song...

Have to admit I find them a bit of a turn-off. Which is probably a relief to everyone who's posted in this thread so far.

Dunno why but I found that hilarious. Well at least you didn't do the Toontastic comedy special, which would have been: "Euphemism?"

He's in Serbia, I'm in Lewisham. He texted me earlier to say "You go the shop and buy some chocolate, I'll do the same. Then we'll go on MSN later and eat it while playing Minesweeper." Now that's what I call practical romance.

Fuck, i had hoped you died. No such luck though, obviously. twat. Shhh... if you ignore her, she might go away....

No soup for you. Only us Seinfeldophiles will get that. Proving my point that only geeks actually like it. "Oooo we've got an inside Seinfeld joke!" How very dare you!

What he said, yep.

Runs in the family.

It appears to be full price again now. I wonder if Amazon messed up. And, for that matter, I wonder if Amazon will fulfil orders placed at the lower price...

Now that's ambition.

Lordy, that's quite a spot. God bless one-click ordering or I might have actually thought twice about ordering it.