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Is that like Eranu and Uvavu at all? Basically, yes. It's seven-card stud, roll your own all the way, high-low, no qualifier, with a pitch and a buy at the end, and declare. Dove from Above?

Is that like Eranu and Uvavu at all?

I won a number!

Still got work to do, but I might go out for a swift pint or three now and see how that affects my translation skills later on...

Nooooooo MY birthday! MINE! Happy birthday Monster lad

I've both collected and donated in the past (and shaved my head ), but never owt grand. And certainly nothing involving a silly costume or Pudsey sodding Bear. Will stick a few quid in if someone rattles a jar under my nose this weekend, but I'd pay not to watch the actual show...

One of the Google Image Search hits for "Augustus Gloop" is Michelle McManus.

Spitting dabs of Charlie Bucket tbh... Augustus Gloop, surely?

Well blow me like a Bangkok ladyboy, it worked a treat. Rah!

Apparently even the lovely Freddie Fletcher has an "anybody but Shepherd and Hall" view on who should be running the club now.

Oo, that's canny actually. Might just get a few of those for when guests/burglars/orgy participants come round. However, Staples has come up trumps - a perfectly adequate leathery thing () for £25. Marvellous! Now I just need to assemble the bugger. There follows a new episode of Gays With Tools - anything can happen, and probably will....

Bought my ticket last night. I think this means you have to pay me if I win.

True, allowing your opinion on something to evolve over the course of a decade instead of remaining stagnant and stuck in the past and being able to acknowledge that the composition and performance of a group of people can improve or deteriorate over time rather than staying the same are the first signs of idiocy I look for in a person.

I'm sorry. ? Chocolates? Blowjob?

Well it's one kind of birthday treat I suppose. Ta for the tip, I shall go and have a forage in a bit!

Yeah, I'm not convinced a full-on office chair thing will fit in this little cubbyhole, but I might well take a wander up the Old Kent Road (don't that sound grand? ) and see what PC World and Staples have got in that regard... other than that I might have to brave IKEA Croydon tomorrow

...anyone know any High Street shops with a decent deal on bog-standard folding chairs? The one I use at the computer just collapsed under me. Gemmill? Renton? You fellas must have to replace yours all the time.

Could be Shurrup, it's early here. Sorry.

Cheers me dears. In a cruel twist of fate, I'll probably have to work tonight, so I'll likely be mooching around here. Oh the glamour. I'm still nursing a hangover from last night, though, and firmly intend to get me some serious liver damage over the weekend, so it's no biggie.

Could be

The Loud Family and Anton Barbeau - What If It Works? First track is a cover of the Stones' "Rocks Off". Second track is an original called "Song About 'Rocks Off'". Class.

You'd have to get near one first to become fatigued. Soon as I got a whiff of one - not literally, I'm thrilled to say - I realised that girlfriends were probably not for me...

Euphemism? I don't even want to imagine what for.

9. Marie Curie?