Meenzer

Long as you can use it to post on here, she'll be happy.

I suppose it's better than "shite." Or "ever-so-game".

1. Pushing buttons on a till 2. Data entry at a market research place 3. Financial translation (full-time) 4. Financial translation (freelance) 5. Financial translation (full-time but working from home) Variety is the spice of life.

Leaps tall buildings in one jump! Gives people an all-over body tan in two minutes!

Grethe & Jørgen Ingmann - Dansevise

I know precisely sod-all about 9/11 and the arguments in this thread, but is it really out of the question that there's plenty of footage but they're deliberately not releasing it for security reasons? Waving a big flag and shouting "Look, terrorists, this is how little protection our major buildings have and how easily our defences are breached!" seems a little counterproductive somehow.

......technically the blame lies with Renton.. **tongue formly in cheek** Fact is NONE of you are american. You know fuck all about it, so shut up. Thank you. *dons crash helmet and waits* You wouldn't need a crash helmet unless you knew for sure there was an incoming hit. Co-conspirator!

....even Donnie can't remember what version of the story he is telling... Is it inconceivable that the word missile could be used to refer to an airliner being flown on a one way kamikaze course into a target? Or am I just way off here? Absolutely, the word can refer to any projectile aimed with intent to damage. Of course I assume (i.e. hope) Parky was just being awkward there. Do you think Rumsfeld would have said plane, if it was a plane? He seemed quite specific in the previous sentence. tbh, it's purely speculation, but wouldn't he actually have said: "Here we're talking about plastic knives and using an American Airlines flight filed with our citizens, and then flying them into this building and the World Trade Center" Doesn't that actually make a lot more sense? I'll ask you the same question. Do you believe the story put to you by the US Government regarding 9/11? Whoa there tiger, I don't have any particular opinion either way! I'm just a language pedant. You know, concentrating on the important things in life.

Just tucking into some ham and grated Red Leicester pancakes now. Smashing Still saving one for afters with sugar and lemon juice mind!

If I cared to look, I imagine there'd still be scarring on the roof of my mouth as a result of eating salt-and-vinegar Discos as a child.

....even Donnie can't remember what version of the story he is telling... Is it inconceivable that the word missile could be used to refer to an airliner being flown on a one way kamikaze course into a target? Or am I just way off here? Absolutely, the word can refer to any projectile aimed with intent to damage. Of course I assume (i.e. hope) Parky was just being awkward there.

Well I imagine Jeff Buckley probably looks quite similar by now

Frisps

Nooo, keep posting stuff like that - all the more chance of driving a few of the lads over to my side!

what are crap crisps ?? Tesco Value ready salted, twelve packs for 51p. Actually even they're quite nice

What are the chances of you being offered something like the second job again in the future, say after you've had a couple of years to cash in on the first one?

Yep, it's "Everybody Here Wants You" by Jeff Buckley. Schmoooooth.

...and puts it on the Internet afterwards Cracking soundtrack though.

Bonnie Raitt - Longing In Their Hearts

I'd assume it's the Killers. You know what assume did though. ASS made a SANCTIMONIOUS TWAT out of my EX-BOSS, regrettably.

I'd assume it's the Killers.

"Planning"

Just like the ancients I'm a traditionalist at heart. Seriously though, 40 days without Kettle Chips

Crisps.

Oh god, I'd forgotten about him. I'm going to be giggling like a tit all day now too