Meenzer

Euphemismtastic It's harder than you'd think. Wait, I've done it again, haven't I?

Gosforth Traders used to have flat ones in their fridge as nosh-as-you-go snacks. Heart attacks in a bag - you could see the grease on the polythene before you even began - but utterly fantastic.

Well drag me backwards through a hedge and molest me till dawn, Mainz actually won a game today. Hamburg only drew, mind. The two of them are joint bottom now.

I suppose I am a cunning linguist by profession.

Nar he's a twat for bringing Rob Lee down before! Ah yeah, I'd forgotten about that. Though without wishing to come over all Sima, we'd have been "GERRIN!"-ing to the rooftops if one of our players had done the same.

Is he not? I don't mind him.

"I still keep an eye out for news of orphanages for disabled kids in Newcastle."

You can the next morning

Fnrrrrrrrghhhhm.

Haggis is yummy Agree, I thoroughly enjoyed it. do you know what's in it though? Mostly sheep lungs, liver, barley and a bit of spice right? and you still ate it At the risk of getting personal, have you ever eaten a cheap sausage?

I can tell the difference between mineral water brands, but only in the same way that tap water tastes different depending on where you are in the country. If it's ice cold (which is what it wants to be), it really doesn't matter one way or another.

I think Motson just came. He positively gurgled "Roooooneeyyyyy!!" there.

He is the figurehead of our national team! People associate the national coach with people in the country (probably). I bet Germans think we all look like him That's OK, we think they all look like Rudi Völler and Christoph Daum Yeah but they actually do

He is the figurehead of our national team! People associate the national coach with people in the country (probably). I bet Germans think we all look like him That's OK, we think they all look like Rudi Völler and Christoph Daum

And how.

Note to Lawrenson: commenting on every other incident by saying "Tell you what..." then tailing off does not constitute meaningful punditry.

Watching some dodgy webstreams of forrun Eurovision finals and making... a curry, I think. Haven't decided yet.

It really is. I appreciate there isn't much of an Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi population in Germany, but it still surprises me that curry is seen as something of a "delicacy", so you get all these nicely decorated restaurants serving small-ish portions of delicately spiced stuff, rather than the quantity and flavour you get over here. Now, a long evening at O-Feuer on the Schulterblatt with some tarama, tsatsiki, lamb souvlaki and far too much syrupy wine... that's more like it.

DEFINITELY Meenzer Limp wrists of steel.

Speak for yourself like. I only wear a stripey Newcastle top because I'm ashamed of the rainbow flag.

you deem this thread worthy of protection? This thread? The one about bum hair? ohhkaaaaayy................. Don't post in then? Loser boy. You get picked on over the internet, how fucking cool are you? All over the internet, too. It's a multi-pronged SAD ATTACK. Meenzer you should chin him. I've half a mind to pink-handbag him into the middle of the next week, I'm that seething.

you deem this thread worthy of protection? This thread? The one about bum hair? ohhkaaaaayy................. Don't post in then? Loser boy. You get picked on over the internet, how fucking cool are you? All over the internet, too. It's a multi-pronged SAD ATTACK.