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Glad to hear things are looking up Craig, all the best to all of you and especially the little one

Unfortunately, she's fitted it to the kitchen shelves...

Aye, I bet they make loads from UK players not claiming on 2+1 and 1+2... it's a mug's game, as Rob W would no doubt say.

Oo, you're rich! To the tune of 7 quid or something.

Polar opposites really

65daysofstatic - Drove Through Ghosts To Get Here

Same. On both lines.

Mainz just lost 6-1 at home to Werder Bremen to fall into the relegation places. It's going to be a long season...

As someone on (I believe) Fantasy Football League put it, "Why is Beardsley getting a piggyback off Iain Dowie?"

Lordy, that's just unreasonable.

Mark? And since when has his opinion ever counted for anything?

Fuck's sake.

Who's saying it's his fault?

Good thing you can't find pictures of breasts anywhere else on the Internet really.

Same thing. Just like Macedonia voting for Estonia in Eurovision is "neighbourly voting".

I think you've still got an hour or two to buy? I certainly hope so...

Everything that man does seems to be accompanied by the Laurel and Hardy theme.

Dresden Dolls - Good Day

"In Sight" by Kind Of Blue, a German band with a neat line in female-led poppy guitar sounds who mysteriously imploded when success seemed around the corner. Bah.

Aye, you can't exactly see a bunch of Scouse blokes queueing up to claim they were sharing a room...

Insulted his mother tbh.

Might as well grab a ticket later, as you say. Stupidity tax and all that, but at least it's going into the pockets of nice foreign countries too.

Good work though.

I'm hoping he'll mime along, half-naked, to be honest. Don't hold your breath, I've sent him an entire CD and still nothing. The boy's a tease.