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My bugbear is when people say "as far as..." without finishing the sentence with "...is concerned" or similar. Not specifically an Americanism, but I seem to hear it far more from our brethren over yonder.

Now Alan Green is crying because the sent-off Arsenal players are lining up for their medals. The man really is a cretin.

A rash of red cards and Alan Green trying to make himself sound important with an embarrassing rant involving the word "disgrace" a lot.

Happy birthday Cath. See, a birthday greeting with nary an age jibe in sight. (Though that's only because I don't want to have to shout so you can hear.)

not that there's anythong wrong with that like... but I was only saying [a] to get to the crux of the matter, which is clearly . Wheezing and sweating are not good looks.

Phrases You Never Thought You'd See On Toontastic, #374 You still training him to follow in your footsteps? I try my best, but he steadfastly refuses to grow a Lawro moustache and his mastery of the "In The Navy" dance steps is sadly lacking.

Phrases You Never Thought You'd See On Toontastic, #374

And however long he takes to reply, it'll be long enough for Leazes to claim that he had to go and look it up/ask his grandad. Lucky for us that Leazes is the kind of chap who's always sat in front of the PC, ready for action. Except for when he disappears for days on end after losing an argument particularly heavily. Or when he pretends to be going to the pub even though it's already half an hour before closing, just so he doesn't look quite as sad.

Fixed your post. Given that my evening will consist of a couple of bottles of Zywiec and some Swedish Eurovision webcast, I'm really in no position to mock.

Fixed your post. Given that my evening will consist of a couple of bottles of Zywiec and some Swedish Eurovision webcast, I'm really in no position to mock.

The Trent is good on matchdays because its proximity to the ground means that [a] we get to enjoy each other's company for longer, and we don't have to suffer the pitiful sight of a bunch of grown men struggling to walk up a hill.

Aye, its absolutely brilliant. Most people that don't like it say that because they don't 'get it', so to speak. Their loss. Yeah, fancy trying to use 'not getting it' as an excuse for not liking a comedy.

That didn't happen, did it? lol excellent Oh deeeear

Drool tbh.

for the wifey?

"wmn on boat blk givs sndwch/shag omg shlds ferry lol"

The bloke looks proper repulsed.

Mm, I should do some work this weekend too. Timesheet for the week's looking a bit empty otherwise...

Oh lord, I remember them. And specifically the meedja never shutting the fuck up about them. EDIT: Just Wiki'd them and I'd completely forgotten about Ben dying in a car crash. Point remains, but with a slight whiff of guilt.

7/12 and I managed to refrain from using the c-word

Great song, but it'd be even better if it really did end like that, with a Jazz Club/Martin Jol-style voiceover.... "Shecshy!" Laidt down, in yor, warm armsch.. ..I'm schexchy ant I know thisch! Your schoft schkin isch.... ahh it's no good, I can't do it

Great song, but it'd be even better if it really did end like that, with a Jazz Club/Martin Jol-style voiceover.... "Shecshy!"

TeaPacks - 12 Points

What if that player didn't score in the meantime, but was loosely involved in the build-up to a goal?

from .com: 2007 Intertoto info UEFA have confirmed that the revised Intertoto Cup competition format introduced this year will be used in 2007, meaning that there's no guaranteed place for the current holders of the trophy (Newcastle). Have the "winners" ever had the right? There hasn't been one official "winner" until this season anyway... as far as I know?