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Don't let AF see that 89520[/snapback] 89524[/snapback] To be fair, Cornwall doesn't actually have any cities 90088[/snapback] You forgetting the sprawling metropolis that is Truro? 90640[/snapback] South-West Side. Word.

Ah, but nobody actually likes Smooth Operator.

...for Turkey, that is.

...tbh.

But the hook'll rip open their internal organs! Bunch of no-good crocodile-hating Nazis on this board...

Bunch of canned worms on here tee bee aitch

Don't know enough about F1 or motorsport generally to comment, but I thought this at the weekend was quite interesting: http://observer.guardian.co.uk/osm/story/0,,1699565,00.html

"Air traffic control, mayday... we have engine failure, requesting clearance for emergency landing..." "Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

Bunch of fucking comedians on here tee bee aitch

No, I think they threw the case out...

Cutting yourself HUGE SLICES OF CAKE more like, lol etc.

Oh balls, you mean I have to fire up Paint again?

Excellent. I welcome the influx of new posters.

Nothing for a winky? 90143[/snapback] I think the going rate on the Reeperbahn's 20 euros...

It's either that or digging up Wilf Mannion I suppose... who else have they got?

Anyway, I think we need to hit back with a campaign in favour of the Official Fan Choice. Anyone volunteer to stand outside Villa Park handing these out?

One (tempered by a ) out of two... I'll take that.

Well sure, it's bad news for the Danes, but think of all those little piggies who get to run free!

No, that's what Martin Jol gets up to after hours. 90127[/snapback] Romansch is spoken in parts of Switzerland, but very small parts... about 50,000 people or so, I think. Probably not helped these days by the fact that it's got similarities to Italian (in particular) and French. Didn't stop them writing their 1989 Eurovision entry in the language though.

Pickled herring tbh.

Was that before or after you turned the bat the wrong way round? 90041[/snapback] During! Christ knows how...

Wahey! Herzlichen stuff-and-nonsense to you

Pissup types excluded (because if I singled any of them out, the others would get in a girly strop), I always enjoy a dose of Sicklee Sausage Roll, and Django's musical musings make me happy. And damn Elric/Insincere Dave for ending up on the dark side. He was lovely.

10-15 years ago I'd have been firmly in my thrash metal phase. Ah, the joy of faded T-shirts, ripped jeans and dodgy hair.