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Saw Napoleon Dynamite for the first time last night. Canny, but not as clever as it thinks it is/pretends it's not.

She was no Katie Boyle, but she still did a sterling job presenting Eurovision 1972. RIP

11:15 a.m. Beats the usual mid-morning coffee break, I suppose.

"Self-sufficient" tbh.

Rearly.

A record that was broken like that would hardly repeat itself, surely?

I've always wanted to be a teetotal A&E nurse. 87240[/snapback] And post on forums with nicks like "OMGsexlord69"?

Better than Strepsils for a sore throat, I tell you. 87175[/snapback] I keep telling her that too. 87179[/snapback] But she said she preferred... ...?

Better than Strepsils for a sore throat, I tell you.

Jeeeezus. I bet you were the kid on the playground who went "I can't be a bastard actually, my parents are married"

Saw the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie last night, incidentally. Rock on.

Phew.

Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)...

Bob Geldof may smell, but at least he's saving African babies. My Humber Bridge smells like roses man. 87041[/snapback] Don't only lasses have Humber bridges? 87045[/snapback] wtf is a humber bridge tbh? 87062[/snapback] Well, if Grimsby on the one side is a place that smells of fish, then Hull...

I've got visions of Renton dragging himself up to trick Gemmill into going out on a date with him, then Craig constantly popping up from under the table to correct their grammar. Should I be worried?

Mind, you'd be distracted with that lot standing pitchside...

Getting 9 shots on target all season would be a start...

Heath Ledger's the one who's been far more comfortable talking about What It Was Like To Do Icky Gay Stuff On Screen, so it wouldn't surprise me for a moment if our Jake's got a few skeletons in the closet where he keeps his Santa hats...

"Is that your modesty in that Santa hat or are you just pleased to see me?" Hm...

It hasn't hit my local English-language cinema yet, so shockingly enough, I haven't. I'll have to hand in my Gay Card at this rate.

I've just sat and watched this. I'm not a girl who usually likes war films but I thought it would pass a couple of hours and found I really enjoyed it. I thought it gave a hell of an insight into some of the psychological aspects of war that you really can't imagine. It also had Jake Gyllenhaal dancing round in just a santa hat to hide his modesty. 86907[/snapback] I wasn't particularly interested in seeing Jarhead, but something in your review won me over, I just can't quite put my finger on what it was...

Sounds like the Streets

Can I just add that I love the "By aeroplane" subheading to this topic? Like it's perfectly normal for everyone to have tried throwing themselves out of a window with some feathers Pritt-Sticked to their arms...

It can't be done! Surely! 86750[/snapback] And now everyone's waiting with bated breath for Craig to quote you with those exclamation marks in bold and ask you whether you meant to use an interrogative form instead...