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See, it's 'Hits not Homework'! 94856[/snapback]

http://northeastradio.co.uk/Metro_Radio_Presenters.html

Oh dear, his comments haven't gone down well. 94804[/snapback] Who's the best Metro DJ? 94812[/snapback] Bring back 'Hits not Homework' tbh. 94822[/snapback] 'Hitz not Homework', shirley?

If Gemmill falls over in a forest and there's nobody there to help him up, does he just... roll?

Oh dear, his comments haven't gone down well. 94804[/snapback] Who's the best Metro DJ? 94812[/snapback] They need a Best Metro DJ forum tbh.

94512[/snapback] I've read this about three times now, wtf? 94788[/snapback] Can't get enough? I agree though, wtf?? 94800[/snapback] I've read it three times as well, and it's the inconsistency of tense usage that really gets my goat. Spot the career proofreader...

Hi meen wots...Freelance translator and general layabout? 94774[/snapback] It generally involves posting to these forums all day instead of working. It's quite a common occupation around these parts, I hear.

Real name: Martin Sex: Male (preferably) Age: 27 Occupation: Freelance translator and general layabout

I think my job is safe. And yeah, exactly what Isegrim said (only less well-informed in my case). I rather like the guy and can see why he'd want to give it a go in England, but I doubt it'd happen with us.

It's Valentine's Day - he'll be doing all that pink and fluffy romantic stuff. 94426[/snapback] Brown and fluffy. 94428[/snapback] Fuckin' hell Lou m'dear, Cath's absolutely right - the fella's here at the minute so I'm being temporarily distracted by Real Life And Stuff. He'll be off again tomorrow night, though, leaving me in my perma-Internet cyberexistence once again. See you on MSN.

hopefully doesn't

And does anyone else here like cocks?

Ben meşgulüm savaşlarda boyalarla gözlerimde. (Yes, exactly, I'm listening to Serzenişte by Vega.)

It just boils down to whether your brain's simple enough to be amused by people pretending to be white supremacists tbh.

has had strange things happen

Oh hell, now I've got visions of him sitting in the corner, plucking his strings...

tbh

We're off later for a bit of shopping, maybe a cheerful fillum like "Munich", and then an extended session on the the souvlaki and ouzo at the local wannabe-Greek restaurant. Oh, and we'll be filming Gol and Lampard to put it up on the Internet as a N-O Exclusive!!!1!

Except I pointed out he might be fishing on page one. WUM or not, you both come across as racist in this thread, which I suspect is what you are. People like you and your misplaced 'patriotism' make me embarrassed to be English. 93990[/snapback] Well that's the thing, it's easy enough to throw a few dodgy links up there then sit behind the safety of your keyboard and giggle at all the Internet people and their lack of a sense of humour, but it doesn't make it funny... "You smell of wee!" "No I don't." "Hahahaha, I was only winding you up! You're a smelly Muslim, too. Joke!" Anyway, this thread needs an injection of man-love, and quick:

Ach, there are places in deepest Hessen that occasionally give 20% to the far-right party in local elections - there's misguided fools and natural born retards everywhere...

93694[/snapback] I hope your a League of Gentlemen fan, otherwise that joke is pointless! 93696[/snapback] Certainly am, Herr Lipp is one of my biggest inspirations in life.

93675[/snapback] WTF u racist!!1 93678[/snapback] Gay and German, UNLUCKY!!1!!!1!!!!! 93682[/snapback] Even better, a gay Brit who chose to live in Germany. Traitor to crown and country tbh.

93675[/snapback] WTF u racist!!1 93678[/snapback] Are gays a race? Or is he in fact (the) gayest. 93680[/snapback] Jonny is the gaymeister. He says Arab boys are the best.