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Sie sollen brennen! In der Hölle! Stirb, Fernseher, stirb!

I'm in Edinburgh on Wednesday and Thursday, visiting friends. Should I expect to see you on the Royal Mile, wearing a clown costume and blue body paint and precariously balanced on one leg atop a packing crate, all in the name of "performance art"?

Howay man, there's no need for that kind of thing... ....who'd want to live in Munich?

I wouldn't count on that.

Going to forego the Durham-Scotland cricket and join us for the Man U pissup after all?

How's you, by the way? I'm so rude.

'Fraid so... just done with work for the night. Trying to pay a few bills before hitting the Toon next week, while simultaneously making plans for the social side of said Toon-hitting. My head hurts.

Good grief. You! You!!! Hey. Great avatar btw.

what about german ones ? 14738[/snapback] They all ticked "none of the above".

He's orange. 14729[/snapback] "I'm not orange, I'm black and white." Reminds me of another England defender...

Buddha frowned before waddling off in a huff.

96% of British Muslims think statistics are bollocks.

Political correctness gone mad Shouldn't be allowed to say "blackboard" Should be allowed to say "Paki" Would prefer to live in Saudi Arabia etc. etc. (Just trying to head this one off at the pass. )

sometimes less is more? 14666[/snapback] Especially if they're twice their usual size

Frankly I think that pic should replace the toontastic.net banner at the top of the page, such is its iconic status. 14619[/snapback] Only as long as we put up one of two women doing the same...purely for balance you understand!!! 14622[/snapback] Oh, absolutely. It'd have to be a carefully selected photo, too - only the best possible quality. I'll count on you to do the necessary research?

Frankly I think that pic should replace the toontastic.net banner at the top of the page, such is its iconic status.

Victoria Wood? Blimey. Readers Digest must be home to the gay-and-grey brigade these days...

stfu n00b, Jesus pwned ur ass! 14573[/snapback] Its always about the ass with you isn't it 14576[/snapback] Hell no, I like the cock as much as the next man (assuming the next man is Steve).

stfu n00b, Jesus pwned ur ass!

Can't wait for my fella to turn 20. There's something socially unacceptable about telling people you're dating a teenager when you're well into your 20s, even though he's vastly more mature than I am. *makes fart joke*

I love the level of scientific accuracy there. What's next? "Some personal music players (if you put them through huge fucking amplifiers) - 7 trillion decibels"?

So I can ogle lasses that are out of my range on an Internet messageboard too? Where do I sign up?

there we go ... just thought i'd quote this so that we'd have it on the new page too 11082[/snapback] C'mon, you know that only works for this pic: