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I was considering penning a multi-paragraph odyssey on the joys of cocksucking, but on second thoughts, I don't think I can possibly compete with that...

Needs a lift to IKEA. 13859[/snapback] Ahh. Curse those flat-packin' peodophils!

Still on a high after the Sigur Rós gig here last month. Which is a bit tragic really. Can't wait for the new album. Sammy's marked a lot of my territory already, but I'll add Do Make Say Think and the various Godspeed side-projects (Silver Mt. Zion et al) to the pile.

Does he need to pick some stuff up from a garden centre or something?

I've got visions of a misguided hate campaign brewing... help, there's a psychopath living in our neighbourhood! Let's make a bunch of "Piscopat's Out" signs and go and burn his house down! ....Just me then?

Well, there was a thread that would have given you the answer...

And they say the terrorists have a completely different mindset to us... whoever knew we shared so much common ground?

Guess those Islamic fundamentalists have a point after all

Häppy börsday tü you, häppy börsday tü you, häppy bööööörsday...

That's a sex toy paraphernalia point you've got there. Dammit, didn't work...

Ahh, good old Medina, the very definition of "boy who cried wolf"...

He says you're not too bad yourself...

A tumbleweed reply.

I'm the same. Maybe it's to do with being reminded of my own mortality or something. There's even a dead bird on the pavement near my house which is gradually decaying and for days now I've been walking on the other side of the road to get to the shops so that I don't have to walk past it.

I really enjoyed Madagascar (excessive doses of "I Like To Move It" aside). It didn't surprise or astound me in any way, and as such, was perfect Tuesday night popcorn fare. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was... OK. And I'd have enjoyed The Island a lot more if it wasn't for the product placement overdose.

The same Man U game that I happen to be in Toon for? It's going to be my lucky weekend!

No worries. Come for the pissup anyway.

While masturbating? Sicko!

Can't resist the opportunity to buy me a drink, eh?

Approximately £1249.99 plus VAT 11919[/snapback] But is that 16% VAT like in Germany, 25% VAT like in Sweden, 5% VAT like in Singapore...? I'm sure you'll agree there's quite a range there.

Sigur Rós videos are always cheerfully insane.

A baby grand piano.

If the music's decent (which is unusual) and there's areas where you can actually sit and talk (well, shout), then it can be OK. Meat markets are horrible though.

Aww, used to go there for Sunday lunch with me gran. That and somewhere out Longframlington way, can't remember the name now...

Angelina Jolie is to this thread what Brad Pitt is to the other one - a safe default choice. Nonetheless, I can see the appeal. I'll have a think though, try and come up with something a bit more inventive...