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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-uk-leaves-the-eu-36940775 We need to take back control from these faceless unelected bureaucrats.

Finally made this last night as it came up in the aforementioned random.org-inspired project (haven't written it up yet though). You weren't kidding about needing a lie-down. It's a tiny bit rich.

We should probably just set up some kind of RSS feed.

I wonder how he voted in the referendum.

Nordics leave their babies outside to nap in sub-zero temperatures. Got to toughen them up somehow.

They'd be cunts

I can recommend them a lovely plot on Isla Nublar...

Aye, we've just got shot of ours and are renting directly from the landlord now, after it turned out they hadn't bothered to finalise the paperwork the last time we renewed so we'd actually been without a tenancy agreement for the last two years.

Got briefs for that spaceship show tonight. Canny enough show if you disengage your brain.

Well worth a donation to minimise the risk of coming into contact with their pissy disease-plagued hellspawn.

Short for "John t' toddler".

That or the Botanist... close call.

Anyway, take them to Panis on High Bridge if that's still decent (I haven't been for ages). Should be something for everyone.

He was a firm believer in Jonathan Wilkes' music career too. I'm not sure which is less plausible.

A new Swedish café just opened on the Quayside. I'm not suggesting you go there, I'm just dead proud.

Those fingernails man.

I'm trying to rack up a new parkrun every time I travel, so I suppose it's not massively different on the sad bastard scale.

Above this.

Where was it dug up?

Under-21s, though, so that's a no-go.

The ones that voted Remain.

"Exciting" loan signings = splurging hundreds on a new hobby for instant gratification without thinking about the longer term. It all makes sense now

Depends on what suits his argument at the time. End off.