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Where's the joke?

https://twitter.com/MarcusLepage Now that's what I call playing the long game.

Went to Red Mezze with the family earlier and I still can't move.

Local elections coming up. They'll rock the boat afterwards.

https://twitter.com/KarlTurnerMP/status/718198420389896192/photo/1

Thouthend-on-Thea.

To be fair, it might as well be a quiz about particle physics as far as you're concerned. I'd say you did well to even click the link.

The Caribbean island World Cup one is a bit of a trick question, so I'm giving myself 52½. Maybe even 52⅝.

Welcome to my world. Kronenbourg and Peroni aren't terrible as far as mass-produced lagers go. Carling and Fosters though, dearie me. Why would you?

The Model Market? It's summer months only, but yeah. It's not bad if you get in before they start charging for entrance. Obviously pricey, but then they're not after the same clientele as my local boozer with its darts and pool league and wood panelled walls, even though the two are just five minutes apart... Horses for courses I suppose. (And some of the hipster food is fiiiiiine...)

Another selling point for make benefit glorious nation of Lewisham! (I get that the implication was "places you might actually want to drink".)

#NotAllLondons

Who needs fancy burger chains when you can have this? http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/poundbakery-launch-cheeseburger-pasty-heres-11140293#ICID=FB-Liv-what

Last time we achieved it with players who scored fewer on the way down than Mitrovic has. He'll get 90 goals on his own. Every game.

I've never done it and you wouldn't believe some of the things that have been up there.

Or what he said, aye.

An advice columnist (or whatever you'd call the television equivalent), particularly in the field of relationships and doing the dirty deed.

You get off on knowing that a woman definitely hates you...?