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Fickle Mags.

"Nur, uh's gäääääääh!" Not the most attractive accent really.

They seemed very aware of being on camera at first. At least I hope that was it, because christ, if that's their actual personalities...

I think we mainly focused on Macbeth and To Kill A Mockingbird for the exams. And a lot of WWI (sorry, WW1) poetry. Obviously read a bunch of other stuff from the syllabus too but can I fuck remember any of it.

And to think Katie Price reckoned she was breaking new ground

CHOON

My Russian pretty much starts and finishes with this, but I can only approve of the sentiment.

Hey, there's the legendary taxi on Street View! Not sure about that jocular font on the rear windscreen, mind.

Odds for him to score 2 are already pretty decent, providing you can live with the pain when* he gets 3.

Magnetic beans would be better. Dig a hole, plant them, wait two weeks, get the metal detector out, PAYDIRT!

Rustling up a vat of this old standard today, with added chick peas and pumpkin seeds because it's not middle-class enough already

That's because you're off your tits

Ah. Looks like the original tweet got deleted in the meantime, so I've replaced it with a different one in the above post

0.1666

The new shadow health secretary does our local parkrun occasionally. Never any of the weeks that I've run it, though. (I'm going to self- myself on this one)

Sum up the depressing state of politics in five words: "But are your principles costed?"

Ah, the Eagle has flown?

Eagle...?

I think it was where you called NHS cunts "cunts"

https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/642656060671696896/photo/1

...but enough about TheGingerQuiff.

I've been translating accounting stuff for so long that I reckon I know as much about IFRS etc. as some of the people preparing the accounts (if not more), been thinking about getting some kind of qualification to prove it, but there's not really much point if I don't intend to do anything with it, I suppose... Likewise I should/could probably go and swot up for something like a GCSE in Swedish with the knowledge I've got tucked away in my head somewhere, but there'd be no obvious benefit professionally. Other than being able to swear magnificently. Which is actually quite tempting.

Happy birthday 11 you