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This is the second least surprising revelation of the day after CT becoming a crypto bro.

Ah, good old David__Ornsten.

A delight to note that, after the initial story broke, the social media rumour mill took approximately four nanoseconds to start pointing the finger at Graham Norton, Rylan, Alan Carr, and all the other most wildly unimaginative choices you could possibly come up with. Although it says a lot about the whole situation that I've waited until now to complain about this lack of imagination just in case it turned out to be one of them after all.

Took Denton Dene good and proper, marra

"Keen to be thought of as something he's not: alive."

That 18-minute period in the first half is funnier than any TV comedy I've seen. Even the Mindy Project.

That has to be one of CT's Etsy specials.

If I had to bet on someone on here to have been thrown off a local community Facebook group, mind...

I joined the Facebook residents' group for our new neighbourhood before we even moved in. It helps you to get an idea of the place, for better or worse (often worse). Plus it meant we knew about the local school summer fete on our first weekend, where we promptly steamed in and won a bunch of prizes in the raffle ahead of the locals. It's good to make friends.

Although, my arbitrary restriction this year could be that I'm only allowed players with double vowels in their names... ....nah, "x" it is.

If I saw a horse on a bike I'd give it a wide berth, mind.

"Take back control" sounds about right for there, tbh

Meanwhile, in the Daily Star

Me rocking the TT league like

And he seemed such a clean-living type.

I hope that includes

Bet he'll not.

Murmansk

Disgraceful tbh.

"A small business owner treated a customer with basic respect and I WAS NOT HAVING IT" This is not the win you think it is, marra

Pictured with Sunak

Harry Winks with his ten England caps.

He's lying.