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Best thing about it is the opening shot.

Nah I checked, craig was on here at the time Ah, but where was Gol?

Sorry to hear that Wacky, as you say I suppose it's not a bad way to go though.

Aye. I've grown fonder of series 7 as time goes by, for all it's not "classic" Dwarf, but the dance-off between Cat and the fucking spaceship in series 8 was enough to stop me watching altogether.

Get yourself along Only if someone can give us a lend of a Bösendorfer concert grand. Just stay in Key Will a Korg Microsynth do? I'm asking for a concert grand and you're offering me a Microsynth? My child, you have a lot to learn about the workings of the gay male mind.

Get yourself along Only if someone can give us a lend of a Bösendorfer concert grand.

I do a mean impression of a PMT-ing Tori Amos on the keys (albeit without the flowing locks), but I suspect my idiosyncratic style would be difficult to shoehorn into a jam session.

Mainz are 4th in the second division, with three going up. If it wasn't for the moneybags Hoffenheim project then they'd have a decent shout at getting back into the top flight on their first attempt, but I have a sneaking suspicion they're going to miss out narrowly.

Can he? He's one of the top hits over at LubeYourTube. ("probably" NSFW, BTW.)

Freaky Friday.

I'll never get tired of the name Scrogg Road.

Sic transit Gloria Swanson.

Tell me that's because you haven't been shopping yet and you're down to the last bits in the cupboards!? Not far wrong, actually. It was dead nice though.

There's a café by the bus stops on New Bridge Street that does a fantastic full English in a large wholemeal bap. So wrong it's completely wrong and therefore utterly right.

I'm about to have a nourishing lunch of pilchards in tomato sauce on toast with a fried egg on top. Now if that doesn't put you off your brekkie, nothing will.

http://improveverywhere.com/2008/04/07/best-game-ever/ Bless

Why not? Who? What? When? Where? Why? When did some guy learn how to sail round the world?

How's your new page going parky? He keeps trying to strike up a conversation about films with this "Tom" guy, but he never gets a reply.

Sounds like a genetically engineered Teutonic lesbian.

I think I'll start translating only the first and last 10% of each text. Nobody reads the bits in the middle anyway.

I'm in London that evening. I'd say "you know you want to", but I'm reasonably convinced you don't.

Two tickets to this: http://www.ukeurovision.com/

He knows I love him really, I just couldn't miss the opportunity for a bad pun.

By that logic, anyone who lives on the extended Tyne and Wear public transport network can be legitimately considered a Geord..... oh. mmmm Berkshire prick then. He's a prick-sure berk an' all.