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And 10/10 to Mr. Renton for observation. Can it really be classed as snowballing if one of the participants isn't consenting? Hm... a snowball ambush, perhaps.

And 10/10 to Mr. Renton for observation.

It's always lunchtime somewhere. (Fatty Philosophy, Vol. 1)

I could use a slow(er) day, my worksheet for the week's looking a bit on the empty side so I may have to fire up the trusty old BOSCH Teutonically Efficient Espresso Maker for an all-day translation sesh. You lot had better be entertaining, I'll need the distraction.

Sick. Ban for life tbh.

See, you should never get a lass to do a man's job.

Is is merely coincidence that an anagram of 'Postal Strike is Its Patrokles?? Canny spot I bet you bloody checked it as well.... Just think of me as your personal proofreading system.

Is is merely coincidence that an anagram of 'Postal Strike is Its Patrokles?? Canny spot

OH

Can't be accurate, the weather's far too nice...

They're one of the main reasons I moved back to the UK, to be honest.

Seriously though.

Fatty Birthday! ...have a good one mate.

Alice In Chains - Heaven Beside You Soundgarden - Pretty Noose Live - I Alone mid90syanktastictbh

Why no sedation? Are you in some competition with Gemmill to try and prove who's the more nails? No contest - Gemmill sliced some warm foccacia yesterday without protective handgear

Fucking Riveting stuff, don't know how you peel yourself away from it tbh. What did she die of? Embarrassment

I've put it next to a packet of Chocolate Hobnobs as that's more your area of expertise, fatboy.

This: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kingston-memory-ad...6867&sr=8-1 Just arrived in this:

Nah, see, you've sort of covered that one in #4.

Given you a hand, now you only need one more...

Fuck me, that's a memory and a half. I think I actually learned the words "redeeming" and "abysmal" from that column.

That's probably my favourite comment so far.

Bit posh for a library date-stamp, that.

I had a birthday before you did. Have a good day though.

Unless they mean it doesn't touch the sides of his throat on the way down.