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And you're wise enough to know that it is.

And also when you still call it Oil of Ulay!!!!!! Pff, they change it every few months and from country to country anyway. I reckon it's one of those "change one letter at a time to get a new word" games. Oil of Ulay, Oil of Olay, Oil of Olaz....

I actually think it's a really nice story in its own little way, but it would be weirdly funny if that was exactly what was happening and they hadn't figured it out yet...

Certainly did for my dad. Of course his car's electrics were dodgy at the time, so he was having to fiddle about with some wires just to get the thing started, which tends to attract the attention of car park security guards... but still.

"Exit light, enter... me"?

Electribe 101 - Talking With Myself

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=q-TROYe_LTQ Starts off slow then reaches a frantic climax, all in three minutes. An appropriate soundtrack if ever there was one.

Still got and use my video player, got tons of old Eurovision stuff on VHS and won't be transferring it to DVD until... well, until I can be bothered, basically.

Funniest thing you've come up with yet

I'm starting work at 7am for the next two days and only clocking off when I make a dash for the train to Newcastle on Friday night. Youse can all sod off.

Ryan Adams - Easy Tiger. Adequate but nothing special in the slightest. Midlake - The Trials Of Van Occupanther. Neat little slice of Americana.

Get it occasionally if I've had plenty to drink, but it's easy enough to opt out and do something that doesn't involve my, erm, involvement. Watching the telly instead, say.

Wacky and SMO flirting like they always do?

Spot on, couldn't agree more.

Mmmmm. Will you bring some up at the weekend please? Enough for about 20 of us! I'm only just about making enough for the two of us! Admittedly, that's because we're pigs. Anyway, as well as treasurer, organiser and general mother, shouldn't you be organising snacks and drinks for the touchline? It's a completely thankless task being a parent Car keys please. And I want a raise in my allowance. Go to your room! And tidy it up whilst you're in it! That's so UNFAIR!!! *slams door* Right, let's stop the role play before I start tearfully telling you not to expect grandkids.

And just in time for a weekend when we're all going to be paralytic and generally non compos mentis. Now I'm worried...

Mmmmm. Will you bring some up at the weekend please? Enough for about 20 of us! I'm only just about making enough for the two of us! Admittedly, that's because we're pigs. Anyway, as well as treasurer, organiser and general mother, shouldn't you be organising snacks and drinks for the touchline? It's a completely thankless task being a parent Car keys please. And I want a raise in my allowance.

Mmmmm. Will you bring some up at the weekend please? Enough for about 20 of us! I'm only just about making enough for the two of us! Admittedly, that's because we're pigs. Anyway, as well as treasurer, organiser and general mother, shouldn't you be organising snacks and drinks for the touchline?

I have to get the tram through Croydon to get to IKEA. The shopping streets round there are a right bloody freaks' gallery.

Nice work. And double geek-points for the use of cyan.

1. Done with work for the day, unless they surprise me with a rush job in the next fifteen minutes. 2. Need to get myself down to the shops to get some new tracky daks (excuse the Aussie-ism) for the weekend, but really can not be arsed. 3. Baking some strawberry and banana flapjacks instead. 4. Just been on the phone to Barclays and got this peculiarly talkative pub-bore type from Coventry on the other end of the line, rattling on about stag nights in Hamburg and how the East Germans can't speak English properly. 5. Just realised I paid 4p a minute for that.

Mio Modo is hardly the type of establishment to offer anything as gauche as an "All You Can Eat Buffet", this isn't Dinah's Diner now is it? :coffee: Least if it was, you'd be able to get your hands on that cup of :coffee:.

I was going to say, isn't that the place you've mentioned before as being a favourite haunt of yours? Owner probably heard you were coming in for the all-you-can-eat buffet and decided to end it all tbh. </obvious>

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. Have we come up with a final answer for the kit yet? Last time I checked we were talking about Cyan & Yellow t-shirts! Reminds me of the Commodore 64. I was thinking of the Spectrum 48K - I've been top-trumped Naah, that makes you hardcore.

I had the same for some reason. Was fooking weird - lucky I had a long coat It's the vibration of the bus. But why only just as I was about to get off? Seems mad! It's as if it knew Aye, the bus knows, so shakes more vigorously when it's near your stop. That's what I thought As I said lucky I had my coat in the winter, in the summer was more of a hands in pockets job. I should think so too, shame to waste a perfectly good lob-on.