GeordieMessiah

Happy Birthday you great big furball!!!! Here's hoping Reading qualify for the UEFA Cup, and then tragically go into liquidation this summer.

Whats that in your avatar Meenzer? The Meatsafe Murderer. Only he never done it! And Mr Hoppy. He only said he done it so they'd take the jump cables off his testicles.

Aye, but up in Scotland we've got some pure crackers of place names... Ballachulish (Ballyhoolish) Auchtermuchty (Och-ter-muck-tea) Brig o' Turk Crianlarich (Cree-an-la-rick) Gargunnock Stick those in your aussie pipe.

Still not happy that he's been omitted though...

Can't wait for Good Friday - off for a whole week using up some of my TOiL - only got 64 hours worth to use up at the moment too.

At long last it seem Vic's actually found something he's successful at.

I demand to repeat the poll, I wanted to vote Gemmill but couldn't... If I knew how to edit the poll and give people a second vote I would. There's two people I missed out who should've been included by the way. Struggling to think of the other one, tbh.

So that's some sort of admission then? P.S. I said admission, not emission. No it isn't! Someone seems a tad "defensive"!

So that's some sort of admission then? P.S. I said admission, not emission.

That's odd as I wasn't drinking the previous night you mong. Pete Doherty lookalike, you see...

Genito-urinary medical clinic, presumably?

Why read erotic stories when you can just live them?

Kiss arse. Yeah. I should really be way ahead on that list, tbh.

Good selection of names there, apart from the unnecessary inclusion of Gemmill and Bobby Shinton. I voted for the author of this thread because I just wish he'd not use the *Catmag* word so much.

It depends on whether your job is worth the travel. When I was living in Leeds and working as a consultant, I'd have to travel all over the place - Birmingham, Cambridge, London, Middlesbrough, Ayrshire, Edinburgh, Hull - that can take it's toll after a while, but if you love the job then it's worth it. I've got a mate of mine who lives in Helensburgh, but works in Edinburgh (80 miles each way - by train admittedly, but must take about 3-4 hours a day travelling) and he's done that for the best part of 10 years. So it's do-able. Chester-Le-Street to NE65 is about 40 miles, according to Multimap - probably Alnwick area by the sounds of it.

I think I may need to drink more water actually. Wish mine tasted as nice, tbh.

How gruesome is it? And does it show his face? I'm not that keen to look at it, really...

Multimap it?

Poor diet? (Aye I know, I can hardly talk...I've got haemorrhoids the size of Swindon right now)

Burnt tendons? Not a medical man myself (hence why I was asking) but I would presume they must be tendons, aye. Unless Cath or Renton know otherwise?

Have to say I find that a really fascinating picture - so the white bits there...what is that likely to be?

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article...bcam/article.do

So no Netball then?

Basketball was my thang up until half way through Uni. Then it sort of just got dropped in favour of a more hedonistic lifestyle.

Online chatroom users saw father hang himself in front of webcam Karen McVeigh Saturday March 24, 2007 Guardian Police are investigating the death of a father of two who broadcast himself committing suicide over the internet. Viewers to an online chatroom watched as Kevin Whitrick, 42, hanged himself in front of his webcam. One internet user saw Mr Whitrick begin to "self-harm" and contacted local police in the West Midlands. They then contacted the West Mercia force. Officers broke into Mr Whitrick's flat in the Wellington area of Telford, Shropshire, and tried to resuscitate him, but it was too late. He was declared dead just after 11.15pm on Wednesday. Mr Whitrick's former wife, who did not want to be named, paid tribute to him as a "loving father and family man". She said: "He was always the life and soul of the party, an extremely considerate and kind person and loved by many. He will be so sadly missed by us all. Unfortunately, Kevin had a very serious car accident last July and had never fully recovered back to full health." Detective Chief Inspector Jon Groves, leading the investigation, said: "Our inquiries have revealed that Mr Whitrick was using a chatroom with a number of other people at the time of his death. Police have managed to secure some of the necessary internet files and these will form part of our investigation. "We are working to ensure that witness support facilities are available to those who may have been affected by what they saw. We also have family liaison officers in place to support Kevin's family." Users of the internet site where the chatroom was based said some people had been encouraging Mr Whitrick, while others had tried to get him to stop. Mr Whitrick, who worked at RMW electrical services, had been living in his flat for a year after separating from his wife. The couple had 12-year-old twins, a boy and a girl, who neighbours said visited their father at weekends. They live with their mother nearby. Neighbours described Mr Whitrick as being "happy and friendly" but said his mood was subdued the night he died. Sharon Atwal, from a cornershop opposite Mr Whitrick's flat said: "Every night he'd take eight cans of Boddington's bitter from the fridge and re-stock it with the cans from the shelf. He always seemed quite cheerful." She said he "did not seem himself" on Wednesday and also failed to restock the fridge for the first time. "It was as if he knew he wouldn't be coming back" she said. Her brother Bobby said: "Last week, he told me about his chat room. He was excited and said he had set it up himself. He said he had been speaking to people in Australia on his webcam." A postmortem examination yesterday confirmed that Mr Whitrick died by hanging. Local MP for the Wrekin, Mark Pitchard, said: "This is a very sad and rare incident. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family. It is important that the use of the internet in this death is fully investigated." http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,...rss&feed=11